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โ€œThe Villain Sagaโ€ โ€“ (FINALE) Episodeย 10, Part 2

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INT. MOREAU AND D.โ€™S OFFICE – AFTERNOON

CUT TO MOREAU and DIRECTOR D., practically wasting away in their office. Theyโ€™re surrounded by a mess of papers and folders neither have bothered to clean up.

DIRECTOR D.

Youโ€™d think Jupiter would at least send in other prisoners for us to talk to while weโ€™re still here.

MOREAU

He knows we arenโ€™t psychologists. Besides, I donโ€™t think he cares about the rest.

DIRECTOR D.

Yup. Did you see another volunteer come in today?

MOREAU

Hah! Another piece of canon fodder for him because the coward wonโ€™t do it himself.

DIRECTOR D.

Be a little more optimistic, Moreau. If he loses too many people he may ask us to go next.

The building suddenly shakes. Both jump from their seats.

DIRECTOR D.

Earthquakes now??

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Popping in for Cyber Monday hype ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ป

(UPDATE โ€“ DEC 2023:ย The Discord appearance has beenย debunkedย as not representing the real Poptropica. The PHB apologizes for the error.)

Happy Thanksgiving weekend, Poptropicans! ๐Ÿโœจ๐Ÿฆƒ Whether you’re getting stuffed on stuffing or passing through just another day, let it be known that we’re thankful to have you sticking around with us. ๐Ÿฉต

And guess who else is still sticking around? The Poptropica Creators! After two months of silence since their last IG post in Sept, Poptropica surprised us by popping into our Discord server, the PHC, to say:

“Who’s ready for Cyber Monday?”

Cyber Monday, in case you’re not familiar, is an occasion for online shopping deals. It’s similar to Black Friday the week before, but focused in cyberspace. Though Poptropica didn’t elaborate on their message, we can guess that there may be some discounts coming up โ€” perhaps on Pop merch, memberships, or their Steam bundle? Guess we’ll find out…

In the meantime, happy Thanksgiving! ๐Ÿฅณ

They never did explain this image…

~๐Ÿ 

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โ€œThe Villain Sagaโ€ โ€“ (FINALE) Episode 10, Part 1

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INT. EREWHON PRISON, JUPITERโ€™S LAB –ย  EVENING

FADE IN.

We open this episode where we left off, with DIRECTOR D. and MOREAU watching the completion of the beginning of JUPITERโ€™S experiment. All four prisoners are in their places now, hung in suspended animation in a sleep-like state, with JUPITER looking proudly on.

MOREAU

โ€ฆSoโ€ฆwhat will happen to them?

JUPITER

(Pacing)

Ideally, I will have removed all their evil temptations and desires, and I will be able to prove them as good, law-abiding members of society.

(Conโ€™t)

But reality is often not ideal. I doubt this will change them at allโ€“at best, the chance for these things to go wrong is quite high.

(Conโ€™t)

But we must all make sacrifices for our goalsโ€ฆIโ€™m sure you would understand.

DIRECTOR D. and MOREAU donโ€™t respond. They likely donโ€™t have any moral opposition to this sort of experimentation, but theyโ€™re still very stunned and confused.

JUPITER

Now, if youโ€™ll leave us beโ€”

A lab assistant walks up to the bottom platform, sitting in a chair under the devices. A helmet slowly attaches to his head, and the entire machine lights up, nearly blinding all in the room.

Once the lights are gone, so is the assistant, with the helmet and chair empty as though nothing had happened at all.

JUPITER

โ€“Iโ€™ll let my assistants get started on exploring their minds.

(Conโ€™t)

Let Stage 1 of the Dream Machine Project begin!

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Systems go for Stars and Spooks ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿช

Hey Poptropicans, pop in for galactic gifts and spooky sensations! ๐Ÿ’ซ

October’s member gifts appear to be gearing up the privileged for another dimension, with a Star System Blaster (which shoots hot pink spheres), Goggles, and Uniform in the array. To infinity and beyond! ๐Ÿš€


Meanwhile in Adventure Outfitters, the shop is well-stocked for the spooky season. On the shop floor, you’ll find Halloween outfits, followers, and clubhouse decor for non-members and members alike. ๐ŸŽƒ

The main section is filled with costumes for Halloween as well, including a purple witch’s wand, skull mask originally from Legendary Swords, and a couple of Astro-Knights looks from long ago, similar to those once seen on the Baron’s long-gone airship. ๐Ÿ‘€

For more fun this fall, check out our #Poptober2023 Art Challenge for some drawing prompts, and share your work with us on our Discord server, the PHC. Happy haunting, Poptropicans! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒš

~๐Ÿ 

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โ€œThe Villain Sagaโ€ โ€“ Episode 9, Part 2

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CUT TO inside the interview room. DR. HARE is alone at his side of the table, with DIRECTOR D and MOREAU facing him. They are talking about anything but therapy.

HARE

Ok, the plan was Crawfish would go down where the other prisoners are and make a huge ruckus.

Yes, I know itโ€™s super simple andโ€ฆbad, but it was really the best idea we could come up with. Weโ€™re short on timeโ€”I think Jupiterโ€™s already taking him to wherever he put the others.

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