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Farewell, farewell.

December 30, 2011August 2, 2018 Rainfall

Well…yes, I guess my time has come.

As my birthday approaches, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking– the cyperworld is a brilliant world, but a world where I often fail at. Growing older gives me some sort of melancholy feeling and with that comes my decision.

As much as I love blogging, I think we all know news-blogging isn’t for me.

I’ve loved being here so much! It’s been an amazing experience. I want to thank CW/Batcat for recommending me and Hijuyo for adding me. 🙂 As well as all the PHB readers for commenting and being able to stand my random posts.

It’s not the end for me! You can still catch me on my personal blog. 😀

Besides, I am the Doctor’s Companion, right? 😉 I should be time travelling!

Farewell all. Hope you had a lovely holiday, and Happy New Year (hey! JANUARY 1st! SHERLOCK SERIES 2!!! *flails*)

Don’t forget to be awesome,

~Rainfall, the Doctor’s Companion

PHB Sunday Special: Hole Tiemz!

June 19, 2011August 5, 2012 Slanted Fish

Hello dear readers of the Poptropica Help Blog! Today we have a wonderful surprise for all you lovely children. You’ll like it even better if you’re a frequent reader of Party With Hobos, the comedy dialogue stories sponsored by the PHB, where nothing makes sense but you know it’s still gonna be awesome. And now, here’s your chance to laugh at the PHB authors! 😀

With that said, the lights dim, and you sit back to enjoy the show…

*at PWH studio*

Kyan – Welcome to Party with Hobos, the show in the format of stories that make kids laugh AND teaches them lessons! 😀

Ryku – Remember when we interviewed people?

Audience – *all at once* No!

Ryku – *gets saddened* Well, we used to do that.

Minotaur – And one of our most memorable interviews was that of the PHB crew playing Hole Tiemz! 😀

Wolfgang – What’s Hole Tiemz?

Minotaur – A game where you ask questions and if you make an answer that I don’t like, you fall through a hole into a world of broccoli.

Wolfgang – What’s a PHB?

Minotaur – Poptropica Help Blog.

Wolfgang – What’s a Poptropica?

Minotaur – Do I have to explain everything to you?

Wolfgang – Yes.

Minotaur – It’s a virtual world for kids.

Wolfgang – *rolls eyes* Thanks. You going ballistic on me was inappropriate.

Zey – Let’s bring out the crew shall we? *raises curtain by a rope*

*PHB gang sitting in chairs with chains around their wrists and ankles*

Minotaur – *clears throat and begins to walk around* For you NOOBS, this is a game called Hole Tiemz. I will ask you random questions. If I like your answer, I write safe on your forehead with a Sharpie, but if I don’t, you fall through a hole into a world of broccoli. Got it?

*they nod their head*

Minotaur – Hijuyo, where is the PWH widget on the blog?

Hijuyo – Well, I sort of ran out of room, so –

Minotaur – YOU HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO ADVERTISE THE PWH! HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO GET HITS?

Hijuyo – You have beautiful eyes! 😀

Minotaur – Ahw! :3 *writes Safe on Hijuyo’s forehead, walks over to Coderkid* Coder, why do you just read books and go on Twitter?

Coderkid – I met some really cool people on there, and it’s really fun.

Minotaur – YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY OVER DIGITALK! WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?

Coderkid – I like your hair! 😀

Minotaur – *blushes* Are you just saying that because it’s green?

Coderkid – No, it’s really epic. 😀

Minotaur – *writes Safe, walks over to Green Boa* Why haven’t you been going to DigiTalk lately?

Green Boa – I never really had time to –

Minotaur – WHATEVER! MT MISSES YOU! YOU BETTER GO BACK ON AND VM HIM LIKE CRAZY!

Green Boa – I’m fine with that. 😀

Minotaur – 😀 *writes Safe*

Wolfgang – *interrupts* Whoa, whoa, whoa! Is this all you do?

Minotaur – *looks over at Wolfie, scribbles all over GB’s face* What do you mean?

Wolfgang – You just yell at people and as soon they compliment you, you write Safe?

Minotaur – But she said *points at Hiyo* I have pretty eyes! D:

Wolfgang – *grabs Mino by the horn, smashes him against wall* Let me handle this.

Lady RCG – *gulps*

Wolfgang – I was gossiping with Ryku, Kyan, and Zey over there. You haven’t posted in a while, yet you still go to Where Thunder Roars? You haven’t posted since April!

Lady RCG – Funny story that I could explain! You see I –

Wolfgang – Hijuyo already had to politely pwn Hicoga over there for commenting instead of posting. On that Summer of ’11 or whatever post, she practically said: Why don’t you start commenting instead of posting? I don’t hire you to just look at the posts and move on with your day. I had to post for a while and then you comment? Give me a break. You need to start doing what you’re hired for before your lazy butt gets removed! D:<

Lady RCG – What does this have to do with me?

Wolfgang – Oh, so you’re backtalking me now?

Lady RCG – No, I’m just –

Wolfgang – *pulls lever*

Lady RCG – *falls through hole*

*everyone gasps*

Wolfgang – *looks down in hole* This isn’t a broccoli land?

*PWH boys come over to look*

Ryku – I see a clock tower and hear British accents..

Kyan – Oh shizzledips! You sent them to the United Kingdom!

Authors Note: lol how geographically correct

Wolfgang – *death stares Hicoga*

Hicoga – *gulps*

Wolfgang – Let’s have a polite conversation about icons.

Hicoga – I don’t copy them if that’s what you’re going to say!

Wolfgang – WELL, YOU’RE NOT GIVING CREDIT, I KNOW THAT! 😐 We all know you stole that icon from Cynaide and Happiness.

Hicoga – It’s free, so –

Wolfgang – If the creator ALLOWS you to take their original icons, then it’s okay. I bet you didn’t even ask permission. Like how you didn’t ask permission from CK and Codien. You just rolled with it.

Hicoga – What’s your problem, lady? Take a chill pill! D:

Wolfgang – EXCUSE ME? *smacks Hicoga hard*

Ryku – STOP IT, WOLFGANG! D:

Wolfgang – *turns to Ryku* I happen to take games very, VERY seriously.

Kyan – *crosses eyes, sticks tongue out* Derr, you think so?

Wolfgang – *rolls eyes, turns back to Hicoga, pulls lever on everybody*

Minotaur – Why’d you do everyone?

Wolfgang – I don’t care anymore. Also, I won’t have time for my musical preformance! 😀

Ryku – Musical preformance?

Wolfgang – Did I ever say that I was good at rapping?

Kyan – Why do you expect that we’d know everything about you in 3 episodes?

Wolfgang – *rolls eyes* 1, 2, 3, 4!

*catchy beat plays*

Wolfgang – Who do you think you are?

If you’re such a superstar,

then you don’t talk back to me.

Now you know why, see?

I don’t have time for the haters in this gang,

’cause in my eyes, everyone’s lame.

I roasted all of you. Haha!

I even got singing skills! Lala!

For kids, you are quite dramatic.

I hope this adventure has been quite traumatic.

Now you know why not to mess with me, man!

Say one more thing and I’ll send you to England!

Sent ’em to England, England, England.

Now you don’t know why to mess with me,

because I’m number one! I make cheedar and bling bling!

GO HIJUYO!

Hijuyo – Aye, let me introduce myself. This is Yolanda.

I got rappin’ skills too, Wolfie mama.

These fools actin’ like they know everything in the world.

Please, I have the highest IQ than all these boys and girls!

Mess with me? I’ll get back at you.

Now you know exactly what not to do.

If you’re lazy, I’ll pwn you politely.

Pwn you in public daily, nightly.

Haters gonna hate.

You better appreciate.

Got something to say? Tell it to my face.

I don’t know why I put you lazy kids on my blog in the first place. AH!

Wolfgang – Sent ’em to England, England, England.

Sent ’em to England, England, England.

Me and Hijuyo comin’ for you,

if you talk trash or just lazy. We’ll know what to do.

WORD!

Ryku – That was epic.

*audience claps*

Minotaur – That’s my girlfriend! 😀

Zey – *turns to Mino* What’d you just say?

Minotaur – Nothing! :3

englandenglandengland.

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This Sunday Special Episode of PWH was brought to you by MT, head creator and party animal at Party With Hobos, which you must read or you will have missed out on something special in your life. MT is also the one who made the epic new blue-white-yellow header with squares that you now see on this blog. :]

*Disclaimer: Not to offend anyone. MT only roasts people he likes! 😀

Hellos & Goodbyes

Call me Elmo…ElmoPwns

June 12, 2011August 2, 2018 elmopwns

Hello everyone, I’m the new author here, Elmopwns! Yes, I know it’s a very strange name. Some of you might even be questioning my sanity as of now ;). But I’m just here to help out with the Poptropica Help Blog. Thankyou sooooooo much to Hijuyo that invited me here. This is like a dream to me! Thankyou! I cannot say that enough! I’ll be doing my part to help out with updates and such here, bringing the latest news to everyone on this beloved blog!

A little about me: I’m in middle school, fun yet busy years. I love in the West Coast of America, and like Hijuyo, I have one hundred percent faith in God(Christianity) :). I have my own blog called The Poptropica Project. But I think the phb is BY FAR THE GREATEST ONE OUT THERE. It gained more recognition and status in three years then most blogs do in a lifetime. My parents are entreprenuers, it means they created their own companies. They created money managing sites called bundled.com. I’m mainly into classical books as of reading, but I do read some comics like Calvin and Hobbes once in awhile. As of music…I’d have to say MJ songs are what I’m into…mainly any type of pop. You can contact me at [email protected]. Just please don’t spam my inbox repeatedly. Thanks. Thanks for reading this everyone. You’re the best poptropica community in de WORLD…hopefully you haven’t questioned my sanity yet…:)

Elmopwns out!

*dissapears in a poof of smoke!*

Hellos & Goodbyes

I’ll be back. Not really.

May 19, 2011August 2, 2018 rrburner

As from the title above, someone is leaving. That’s me. I’m leaving mainly because of school, and the reason I want to make more videos. Plus, I don’t want to have some stress in my life on how long I have gone without posting. Very short, I know. I won’t make a list oof people who helped me on this path, but I will write a short poem.

I was at the bottom of a hill,

A hiker then said,

“Here’s a chance to have an expedition.”

And then I accepted.

I had misconceptions

With my fellow friend (s)

But after a good hike

This adventure must end

And now to fly away into the majestic double rainbow of truth and justice. Goodbye my friends. *flies away on a unicorn*

Pranks, Store, Web Development

April Fools?

April 2, 2011April 2, 2015 Codien

[Insert quirky pun to trick all Poptropicans here.]

Remember the good old days of Scary Tomato's Weblog?

(post written by Hijuyo; trick by Codien)

If you know your PHB history, you know that the founder, Hijuyo, used to be known as Scary Tomato, whose Poptropican was pictured in its very first blog header (shown above for your reference), back when ST/Hijuyo’s graphics weren’t all that great.

A few months later, along came Codien. He became the third author to join the team, after Smockers, and began sprucing up the place by creating amazing graphics for the site and even renaming it from ‘Scary Tomato’s Weblog’ to ‘Poptropica Help Blog’ – what we still know it as today.

And although he left the team, Codien’s missed us and is back to posting and being the awesome graphics guy – that part is not a joke! Coming back just in time for April Fool’s Day 2011, he quickly came up with the idea of triggering back some old memories as part of the prank – by putting the very first header up and once again changing the site name to Scary Tomato’s Weblog!

We hope it made you smile, but rest assured, we’re back to being the Poptropica Help Blog, and with Codien back on the team, our next header is definitely going to awe everyone. 🙂

Happy April Fool’s Day!

-‘Scary Tomato’ and Codien

*note: Since the PHB prefers to maintain a limit of 7 staff members and Smockers hasn’t been posting for almost a year despite attempts to contact him, we have removed him from the staff list. We are saddened to do this, but it is extremely unlikely he would have continued posting anyway. Farewell, Smockers, you will be remembered. :,)

P.S. Wondering what Poptropica did for April Fool’s Day at the same time? Check out the new ‘Prank Can’ gold card available at the Poptropica Store!