Category: Cryptids Island

A skywriter flies overhead and spells out
‘CRYPTIDS ISLAND OPEN TO ALL’

But down below, it’s the seafood that has everyone’s attention.

EL: How does it feel to be the first one in your family to go a whole post without being nommed?
Captain Crawfish 14: I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d make it this far.
EL: You won’t survive for long…
CC 14: Huh?
Hijuyo: Hicoga! Lights please!
Hicoga: Yes sir!
(Scence changes to a candlelit dinner. CC 14 is tied to a chair.)
CC 14: Huh? Why am I tied up….?
(Hijuyo & Hicoga grab silverware. EL blows out candle.)
CC 14: Oh no! …Why do you eat me slowly?
EL: I’m gentle, Crawfish. I’d only eat Shark Boy viciously.
CC 14: I suffer nice deaths. 😀
EL: I could’ve eaten you now, right?
CC 14: Uh, to the POST!

Cryptids Island is now open to everyone!

The wait is over for non-Members. Cryptids Island is now open to all!

Head on over to Poptropica and start playing now!

RIP SHARK BOY

EL: Killing two authors with one post.
Hijuyo: I thought the shark tasted pretty good, actually.
Hicoga: Yeah. We should definitely put that on our menu more often.

~Enclosed Lightning, Hijuyo, & happyfishblog

Hijuyo: Hey guys! It’s Juyo&Crawfish here to remind – TUMBLR-STYLE – all you non-members that Cryptids Island comes out JANUARY 18 for us! Excited? Here’s one last sneak peek before you get to enter the island for realz!

Captain Crawfish 13: Y’know, since I’m probably the unluckiest of my family, and I’ve just been scared off by Cryptids Island so badly that I ran and hid back in my homeland, I’m not even gonna bother. In fact, you probably just brought me here to eat me.
Hijuyo: Aw, you’re no fun. :C
CC 13: -.o

Even more tales from the Cryptids

Here you have it: the moment where Cryptids Island became too frightening for me to continue, and I was forced to retreat to the friendly waters of Skullduggery Island. Seriously, these woods are terrifying!

Are you up to the challenge of Cryptids Island? Non-Members will able to play tomorrow!

CAPTAIN CRAWFISH

Hijuyo: Really? “Too frightening” for you?
CC 13: I knew this was a bad idea…
Hijuyo: Yeah? Well, post’s over, guys! Next on our agenda… let’s see here… oh yes, that’s right, NOM THE CRAWFISHAY!
CC 13: You heartless people!
Hijuyo: |-)

CC 13: *backs into corner, cowers, and prepares to be nommed*
Hijuyo: Wow, you’re an easy one. Okay, kids, GET AT HIM!
<Large flow of PHB audience members trample on each others’ feet in a mad dash for Crawfish>

PHB guy 1: SATISFYING.
PHB guy 2: Dibs on that golden pegleg!
PHB guy 3: Mmm. Gotta love crawfish.

Green Boa: We interrupt ‘Cooking with Dr Hare’ for a breaking news report on Channel P.

Green Boa: Our first report, we’re going out of virtuality, into reality. As Cryptids island is right in the middle of it’s member only use, things in the real world start showing signs of cryptids. We go over to our correspondent, Captain Pricklepants Crawfish, to explain it all. Mr Fishy!

Captain Crawfish X: Thanks, Greenie. My report,

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Cryptids in the news!

Did you hear the news? A couple weeks ago, a man in Kentucky saw a strange creature running around his farm at night. He shot and killed it, and discovered a bizarre, hairless creature with a pointed snout that walked on four legs.

Well, some people thought this might have been proof of the chupacabra — not that the man had had any bloodless goats turn up on his farm recently.

Unfortunately for monster hunters, a wildlife biologist examined the body and determined that the creature was probably a raccoon suffering from a disease that had caused all its hair to fall out. Oh well. The chupacabra may still be hiding somewhere out there!

CAPTAIN CRAWFISH