Hellos & Goodbyes

I’ll be back. Not really.

As from the title above, someone is leaving. That’s me. I’m leaving mainly because of school, and the reason I want to make more videos. Plus, I don’t want to have some stress in my life on how long I have gone without posting. Very short, I know. I won’t make a list oof people who helped me on this path, but I will write a short poem.

I was at the bottom of a hill,

A hiker then said,

“Here’s a chance to have an expedition.”

And then I accepted.

I had misconceptions

With my fellow friend (s)

But after a good hike

This adventure must end

And now to fly away into the majestic double rainbow of truth and justice. Goodbye my friends. *flies away on a unicorn*


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?-I’ll make this quick. I got business to do.


?-You’re terminated, twinkie face. *smashes Binary Bard with car* Anyway.

Villain Showdown: The Semi-Finals!

Only four villains remain in the semi-final round of the Poptropica Villain showdown. Who will meet in the finals? Your vote will decide!

Zeus vs. Captain Crawfish

El Mustachio Grande vs. Binary Bard

Voting is now open in the sidebar. You have until Monday to cast your votes!

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?-Members may be interested to know that the first ten ninjas who have completed Red Dragon Island have been announced. Reminds me of my stealth. And power.

Congratulations to the first 10 finishers of Red Dragon Island!

Several Poptropica Members have already become ninja masters and saved the day on the newest Poptropica Island, Red Dragon Island! These brave souls were even swifter and more ninja-y than the rest. Here are your first 10 players to finish Red Dragon Island.

1. Cool Monster
2. Jumpy Skull
3. Creepy Bubbles
4. Grey Icicle
5. Crazy Eagle
6. Busy Dragon
7. Clean Glove
8. Slippery Lizard
9. Dizzy Hippo
10. Curious Popper

Find out how to become a Member so you can play Red Dragon Island today!

Binary Bard for the worst villain



Only I can win!

?-Where is he?

Captain Crawfish 31-Here.

?-Not you. You will never succeed.

CC31-Oh, fine! *dies*

?-Only I will. I will be the best.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Poptropica Villain Showdown: Round 2!

There are no more pretenders, only contenders! Round 2 of voting begins now in the sidebar. Your round 2 matchups:

Dr. Hare vs. Zeus

Captain Crawfish vs. Medusa

El Mustachio Grande vs. Black Widow

Gretchen Grimlock vs. Binary Bard

Polls will be open for the next few days. Make your voice heard!

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?-One day left to vote. Choose wisely. I wouldn’t pick the wrong person.

Black Widow 4-There he is! MURDER HIM!

?-You have mistaken me for someone else, sweet. EL4 is dead.

BW4-You shall still die! Spider Army! ATTACK!

?-*destroys all spiders with electric zaps* DIE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

BW4-*faints and dies*

?-I am poptropica’s best villian. BWAHAHAHA!

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Pies, Rants, and 2nd Rate

?-Hello, my friends. Unfortunally, EL7 was the last of the ELs and was eaten by a large group of sharks with black eyes and chicken pox. However, I can take over this post and many more to come.

Director D-WHHHHYYY!!!??

?-What is wrong, little one?

DD-I lost the elections! Even after my patriotic speech on how Medusa was 2nd worst!

Why you should vote for me, Director D.

Hello, Poptropicans. It has come to my attention that I am currently lagging in the polls behind Medusa.


Elections such as these are about issues, and no issue is more important than a candidate’s appearance. I ask you to consider my perfectly coiffed salt-and-pepper hair, and then look at the hideous mess of wriggling snakes that Medusa calls a hairdo. Or, rather, don’t look at it, because you will immediately turn to stone. That’s the kind of villain she is. I, on the other hand, only want what’s best for you: a sleek, aerodynamic cranial appearance.

I mean, honestly, Medusa? She’s not even the main villain on Mythology Island. Zeus is! Medusa is a miniboss at best. I don’t even think she’s qualified to participate in this election. Until we see her longform boss certificate, we should consider her an illegitimate candidate.

You have one day left to vote in this round. Vote Director D. for best Poptropica villain!

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?-Oh well, child. Perhaps the others will support you. But we’ve got to move on with life. The next four matchups are already being drawn.

Poptropica Villain Showdown: The next four matchups!

The first four matchups are over. Your updated bracket is above.

Now, it’s time to finish the first round. The matchups:

Vince vs. El Mustachio Grande

Black Widow vs. Speeding Spike

Gretchen Grimlock vs. Ratman

Copy Cat vs. Binary Bard

Polls are now open in the sidebar. Voting will remain open until Monday!

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Director D-I guess…sniff.
?-Would you like a candy?
DD-OK! NOMNOMNOMNOM…..nomnomnomnomnomnomnom…..nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooommmmmmmm…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*later in an abandoned garage*
DD-Where am I?
?-Hello, Director Donaldious. I would like to play a game.
DD-What game do want to play?
DD-But I am in Poptropica.
?-Exactly. I can control you at any point. I know your password and username. I can put you in stainless steel straps. I can put you in lonely chambers. โ™ช I can show you the world! Shining, shimering, splended! โ™ช
P.S. There is also a new ad on main street. Survive the pies, or face falling text boxes. Bugs Bunny or Narrators. Live or Die. Make your choice.
To help you out, PHB reader Mr. Funnybonesย (Loud Shark) has a video tutorial for this Loony Tune:
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Vote for me…or suffer my impending DOOOM!

EL6-Hey, I thought elections were in November.

Captain Crawfish 30-Yeah, but-

EL6-Nevermind, lets move on.

CC30-Anyway, there’s a new competition poll on the PCB. Who is really the best villian in poptropica?

Villain Showdown: The First Round Begins!

The battle to crown Poptropica’s best villain has begun! Here are 4 of your first-round match-ups.

Dr. Hare vs. Crusher

Zeus vs. Betty Jetty

Sir Rebral vs. Captain Crawfish

Director D. vs Medusa

Vote now! The polls have been added to the sidebar to the right of this post.

We’ll open the remainder of first-round voting in a few days. This one will only be up for a limited time, so make sure to vote and have your voice heard!

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EL6-NOMMNOMNOMNOM…nomnomnom..nnnnnoooooommmmmmm….oh, I feel sick.

CC30-We creators are full of mercury. Fish contain large doses of it.

EL6-Den wut abbboooooutttt the Black wiDowssss……

CC30-They contain palytoxin, the forth most dangerous chemical in the world.

EL6-bleh *dies*

CC30-Vote for me!

~EL6 ~?