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Pies, Rants, and 2nd Rate

?-Hello, my friends. Unfortunally, EL7 was the last of the ELs and was eaten by a large group of sharks with black eyes and chicken pox. However, I can take over this post and many more to come.

Director D-WHHHHYYY!!!??

?-What is wrong, little one?

DD-I lost the elections! Even after my patriotic speech on how Medusa was 2nd worst!

Why you should vote for me, Director D.

Hello, Poptropicans. It has come to my attention that I am currently lagging in the polls behind Medusa.


Elections such as these are about issues, and no issue is more important than a candidate’s appearance. I ask you to consider my perfectly coiffed salt-and-pepper hair, and then look at the hideous mess of wriggling snakes that Medusa calls a hairdo. Or, rather, don’t look at it, because you will immediately turn to stone. That’s the kind of villain she is. I, on the other hand, only want what’s best for you: a sleek, aerodynamic cranial appearance.

I mean, honestly, Medusa? She’s not even the main villain on Mythology Island. Zeus is! Medusa is a miniboss at best. I don’t even think she’s qualified to participate in this election. Until we see her longform boss certificate, we should consider her an illegitimate candidate.

You have one day left to vote in this round. Vote Director D. for best Poptropica villain!

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?-Oh well, child. Perhaps the others will support you. But we’ve got to move on with life. The next four matchups are already being drawn.

Poptropica Villain Showdown: The next four matchups!

The first four matchups are over. Your updated bracket is above.

Now, it’s time to finish the first round. The matchups:

Vince vs. El Mustachio Grande

Black Widow vs. Speeding Spike

Gretchen Grimlock vs. Ratman

Copy Cat vs. Binary Bard

Polls are now open in the sidebar. Voting will remain open until Monday!

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Director D-I guess…sniff.
?-Would you like a candy?
DD-OK! NOMNOMNOMNOM…..nomnomnomnomnomnomnom…..nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooommmmmmmm…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*later in an abandoned garage*
DD-Where am I?
?-Hello, Director Donaldious. I would like to play a game.
DD-What game do want to play?
DD-But I am in Poptropica.
?-Exactly. I can control you at any point. I know your password and username. I can put you in stainless steel straps. I can put you in lonely chambers. โ™ช I can show you the world! Shining, shimering, splended! โ™ช
P.S. There is also a new ad on main street. Survive the pies, or face falling text boxes. Bugs Bunny or Narrators. Live or Die. Make your choice.
To help you out, PHB reader Mr. Funnybonesย (Loud Shark) has a video tutorial for this Loony Tune:

24 thoughts on “Pies, Rants, and 2nd Rate”

  1. Heyyyy!!!!!!!!! I just wanted to say I voted yesterday and today and my choices (El Mustachio Grande, Black Widow, Gretchen Grimlock, and Binary Bard) are winning with over 80% + over the votes each. Ps: I got on the Bugs Bunny Ad on a 15 yr old account so I don’t think there’s a age limit.
    P.S.S: I think we should have a contest for the best spring outfit because I don’t think I have ever entered a PHB contest. >:)

  2. Awesome post! The only reason I would think Director D wouldn’t get pick is because Medusa is like more cooler looking than DD. And DD is kinda one of the older bosses.

  3. I like it when the creators let US (the people), have a say on things in Poptropica! ๐Ÿ˜€

      1. Hi Max i think their is an age limit well for my best friend ( an 11 year old ) it shows on spy ( my fav ) But for me not! Well good luck finding it. ๐Ÿ˜‰ P.S Mine is an 9 year old and i’m 11.

      2. So sometimes whenever theirs an new add around make sure u check ALL the islands. But if u can’t find it then post an comment here. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Good luck!

        – Director beetle

    1. It’s simple you guys. Your poptropican’s are either too young or too old to partiipate in the ad. Max and Director Beetle, you can’t access the ad. Sorry :(. But you could make a new poptropcian and play the ad as a temporary account.

  4. The video won’t let me play it. Instead it says “This video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated.” I wanna see that video!

  5. Hijuyo I have some really awesome cheats, but since you don’t always accept comments, how can I contact you?

  6. I chose 7 years old at the creation of my Poptropican account. Does the age change? Because it’s been two years and I got the ad. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Hijuyo: It seems that the original age doesn’t change with the account’s age.

    1. I got the ad, and I got the pie and the shirt. I could use them right after I got them, but now the ad retired and I cant find them!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ But on the bright side, I left the pie on for so long that I still have it costumized but its not in my inventory!!! Confuzzling confuzzling.

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