?-Hello, my friends. Unfortunally, EL7 was the last of the ELs and was eaten by a large group of sharks with black eyes and chicken pox. However, I can take over this post and many more to come.
?-What is wrong, little one?
DD-I lost the elections! Even after my patriotic speech on how Medusa was 2nd worst!
Hello, Poptropicans. It has come to my attention that I am currently lagging in the polls behind Medusa.
Elections such as these are about issues, and no issue is more important than a candidate’s appearance. I ask you to consider my perfectly coiffed salt-and-pepper hair, and then look at the hideous mess of wriggling snakes that Medusa calls a hairdo. Or, rather, don’t look at it, because you will immediately turn to stone. That’s the kind of villain she is. I, on the other hand, only want what’s best for you: a sleek, aerodynamic cranial appearance.
I mean, honestly, Medusa? She’s not even the main villain on Mythology Island. Zeus is! Medusa is a miniboss at best. I don’t even think she’s qualified to participate in this election. Until we see her longform boss certificate, we should consider her an illegitimate candidate.
You have one day left to vote in this round. Vote Director D. for best Poptropica villain!
?-Oh well, child. Perhaps the others will support you. But we’ve got to move on with life. The next four matchups are already being drawn.
The first four matchups are over. Your updated bracket is above.
Now, it’s time to finish the first round. The matchups:
Vince vs. El Mustachio Grande
Black Widow vs. Speeding Spike
Gretchen Grimlock vs. Ratman
Copy Cat vs. Binary Bard
Polls are now open in the sidebar. Voting will remain open until Monday!
SHARK BOY 23
Director D-I guess…sniff.
?-Would you like a candy?
*later in an abandoned garage*
DD-Where am I?
?-Hello, Director Donaldious. I would like to play a game.
DD-What game do want to play?
DD-But I am in Poptropica.
?-Exactly. I can control you at any point. I know your password and username. I can put you in stainless steel straps. I can put you in lonely chambers. ♪ I can show you the world! Shining, shimering, splended! ♪
P.S. There is also a new ad on main street. Survive the pies, or face falling text boxes. Bugs Bunny or Narrators. Live or Die. Make your choice.
To help you out, PHB reader Mr. Funnybones (Loud Shark) has a video tutorial for this Loony Tune: