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Binary Bard is king! Er, jester.

Hello hello.

You know that competition that the creators held where we voted for our fav Poptropica villians? Well, it’s all over.

And WHO comes out on top?

Binary Bard!!!

And this is his thanks to us…

My fellow Poptropicans, recently you selected me as your favorite Poptropica villain. This is a great honor, and with it comes great responsibility. I shall not let you down. As your choice for the best Poptropica villain, I make these unbreakable, evil promises to you:
  • I shall require every Poptropican to set a picture of me as their desktop
  • I shall outlaw birthday parties, puppy dogs, and summer vacation
  • I shall replace your sugary sodas with unsweetened iced tea
  • I shall institute a mandatory 8 PM bedtime for all, even when American Idol is on
  • I shall enslave every citizen of every planet in the galaxy and crush them under my iron yoke
Bow! Bow before the Binary Bard, my subjects! Bwahahahaha!0100001101101111011101010110110001100100011011100010011101110100001000000110100001100001011101100110010100100000011001000110111101101110011001010010000001101001011101000010000001110111011010010111010001101000011011110111010101110100001000000111100101101111011101010010110000100000011011010110111101101101

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BINARY BARD

Now that’s gratitude! We vote binary bard as our favourite and he enforces new rules, all for the benifit of our health and well being. Except for crushing us under his iron yoke.
Wait, iron yoke?!
I mean, I’m sure it’s no yoke(joke) but a yoke? And it’s made of IRON?! Seriously, if you mean to intimidate us, use something more… intimidating. 😛

49 thoughts on “Binary Bard is king! Er, jester.”

  1. Well, Binary Bard is the most challenging villain in Poptropica.
    And eggs are a good source of iron 😀

  2. ha, different kind of yoke. But hey! egg sounds better, maybe. Well, lets see, I don’t watch American Idol, and I already have his picture on my desktop wallpaper, and I think 8Pm might be a good sleep time (more time to sleep!), but, uh, I don’t like unsweetened ice tea, can he change mine to… flavored water?! 🙂 And just remember, so far Binary Bard hasn’t said anything about any kind of other pet. I know where you could get some cockroaches in Poptropica! Kool Post!

    1. what is the other kind of yoke? and i wanted El Mustachio to win. i guess cuz i live in Texas and i liked his island the best.

  3. Noooooooo D:. Don’t outlaw puppies and summer vacation! ESPECIALLY NOT SUMMER VACATION! *Tries hardest to not crush Binary Bard* -.-. These rules are going to be hard to follow. I love American Idol D:.

  4. By “yoke”, Binary probably means like his iron eye or something. First I though we were actually going to be crushed by a egg yolk .-..

  5. Hey guys, nice post.

    Just wanted to let you know that in the top left of the screen there is a button. Click it and time will freeze! Click it again to unpause. I guess no one needs their Time Freeze now…

    Hope you are all fine.

    -Rory

  6. Hey, did you guys notice the new feature on Poptropica?

    Go on your account and go onto Super Power Island (You can go on any island, but Super Power is the coolest for this feature). Switch on your flying power on Main Street and go right to the top of the screen so you can’t be seen. Then move your mouse to the top left corner of the game window and click. You stop in mid-air! Yes, the feature is a pause button!

  7. Actually, a yoke is a kind of tool farmers often use on oxen. You fit it around the neck, which gives the farmer virtually complete control of the oxen. So basically, it’s a symbol of enslavement and oppression. What you’re thinking of is an egg YOLK. Also, first comment! 🙂

      1. Happy Horse aka Lady Horse aka Director Horse aka Singin Girl aka coolgirlcute aka lipglossleah aka Tangled Fan!!!!!! XD says:

        Either Zeus or Captain Crawfish. Zeus ’cause well, what ? said, Captain Crawfish ’cause 1. He’s a pirate, 2. He tastes like crawfish ;P

  8. Happy Horse aka Lady Horse aka Director Horse aka Singin Girl aka coolgirlcute aka lipglossleah aka Tangled Fan!!!!!! XD says:

    What, no “Everyone must have bunnies for pets?” I’m just glad he didn’t ban Pirates of the Caribbean. Plus about the yoke thing, Binary Bard, we aren’t oxen.

  9. Hail to the chief!!!!!
    LOL!!!
    Congrats BB
    [please make school hols year round– otherwise I will have to defeat you again]

  10. This is completely unrelated to Binary Bard’s triumphant win, but I noticed some really curious handheld items on the RTV island plasma TVs.
    Some I’ve seen anyone hold on Poptropica. Examples?
    -Ipad
    -Strange looking gun/laser ray, that cannot be found in the store or any of the islands
    – Purple flower
    -surfboard shaped like the Great Booga
    -Ipod
    -Snail
    -torch (or flashlight, whatever)
    -bamboo fishing rod
    -orange master bolt
    -cookie
    -trophy
    Is this weird for you?
    [The Booga Surfboard looked really cool, although the it’s the Ipod I want 😉 ]

    1. the fishing rod might be from Skullduggery but the rest is strange… they might be from old ads, not the ipad though

      Hijuyo: There’s a character with a fishing rod on Shark Tooth…

      1. a few days ago, on RTV island tv, I saw someone holding a gray and black cat with big eyes. I also saw the great booga surf board

    2. I have your answer! These people have used poptropica toy codes to unlock these items! Hope this helps 😀

  11. How to Defeat Binary Bard
    BB: “I shall enslave every citizen of every planet in the galaxy and crush them under my iron yoke”
    Me: Hey Binary Bard look behind you! Flying Buffalo!
    BB:what?
    *Takes iron yoke*
    BB:Hey! Give that back!
    Smashes BB with iron yoke.
    BB: I’m OK. But I’m stuck under here. XDDD

    1. thats kool! If you change the 1 to a 3 or different number the picture with change. like “sceneFortress3.swf”
      Looks like the number go up to 1 – 4.

  12. Red Dragon island comes out 2nd of June!
    Here down under, that’s today!
    But Poptropica’s an American website, so it doesn’t come out til tomorrow.
    I forgot that and logged in to play, then felt really stupid forgetting that America’s a day behind us. Not sure I can wait til tommorow, but I’m trying!

    1. aww, dude, that is sad.. But must be kinda kool at the same time.. For me who is a american and never been anywhere but america. Well, have fun today!

  13. What’s Up with Binary Bard thanking his mom? Do we get to see Mrs. Bard soon sometime?

  14. But not many people watch American Idol anymore. I used to love it, and now I don’t even know who the judges are anymore since Simon Cowell left.

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    P.S. Use this! http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

  16. Whoops I did it wrong. 😦
    Let me try again:

    010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001001000000100
    001001100001011100100110010000100000011010010111001100100000010010110110100101101110011001110010000001101110011011110111011100100001000011010000101000001101000010100010100001010000001011100101001100101110010010010010000001101000011000010111011001100101001000000110000100100000011100000110100101100011011101000111010101110010011001010010000001101111011001100010000001101000011010010110110100100000011000010111001100100000011011010111100100100000011001000110010101110011011010110111010001101111011100000010000001110111011000010110110001101100011100000110000101110000011001010111001000101001

    http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

  17. Arrggg!!!!

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    000100110000101110010011001000010000001101001011100110010000
    00100101101101001011011100110011100100000011011100110111101
    11011100100001000011010000101000001101000010100010100001010
    00000101110010100110010111001001001001000000110100001100001
    01110110011001010010000001100001001000000111000001101001011
    00011011101000111010101110010011001010010000001101111011001
    10001000000110100001101001011011010010000001100001011100110
    01000000110110101111001001000000110010001100101011100110110
    10110111010001101111011100000010000001110111011000010110110
    001101100011100000110000101110000011001010111001000101001

  18. To Binary Bard: You didn’t say everyone had to use BINARY.
    I’ve translated your cool code for EVERY TIME YOU USED IT!!!
    You even inserted binary into Top 10 finishers of Mystery Train. It spelled, “Train in Vain”.
    That should be another excellent rule for you to put in.

    1. Awww man! I hate unsweetened iced tea! Come on, Binary Bard. What did I ever do to you (besides defeating you in Astro Knights and Super Villain Island)???? 😦

  19. Hey guys, have fun decoding! 🙂

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  20. (Thanks Brave Tomato for info on the photo; Her, Muddy Shark & Amazing Lion for the Personality question(Before I got it). You 3 are also my favorite Friends!)
    He also rules on Poptropica Friends.
    1. Photo – Once you beat Astro-Knights, a photo will come featuring Binary Bard and you. Source(Brave Tomato)has the caption: Less Is Mordred!
    2. Personality – One of the questions in the Pop Quiz is: Do you sing in the rain? Yes is him in the rain with a blue umbrella, looking as though he captured every Astro-Knight. His umbrella is partially covering him(Why no water reaction?). No is that again, but Sulking. His umbrella is also fully covering his face.

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