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Pies, Rants, and 2nd Rate

?-Hello, my friends. Unfortunally, EL7 was the last of the ELs and was eaten by a large group of sharks with black eyes and chicken pox. However, I can take over this post and many more to come.

Director D-WHHHHYYY!!!??

?-What is wrong, little one?

DD-I lost the elections! Even after my patriotic speech on how Medusa was 2nd worst!

Why you should vote for me, Director D.

Hello, Poptropicans. It has come to my attention that I am currently lagging in the polls behind Medusa.

Medusa!

Elections such as these are about issues, and no issue is more important than a candidate’s appearance. I ask you to consider my perfectly coiffed salt-and-pepper hair, and then look at the hideous mess of wriggling snakes that Medusa calls a hairdo. Or, rather, don’t look at it, because you will immediately turn to stone. That’s the kind of villain she is. I, on the other hand, only want what’s best for you: a sleek, aerodynamic cranial appearance.

I mean, honestly, Medusa? She’s not even the main villain on Mythology Island. Zeus is! Medusa is a miniboss at best. I don’t even think she’s qualified to participate in this election. Until we see her longform boss certificate, we should consider her an illegitimate candidate.

You have one day left to vote in this round. Vote Director D. for best Poptropica villain!

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DIRECTOR D.

?-Oh well, child. Perhaps the others will support you. But we’ve got to move on with life. The next four matchups are already being drawn.

Poptropica Villain Showdown: The next four matchups!

The first four matchups are over. Your updated bracket is above.

Now, it’s time to finish the first round. The matchups:

Vince vs. El Mustachio Grande


Black Widow vs. Speeding Spike


Gretchen Grimlock vs. Ratman


Copy Cat vs. Binary Bard


Polls are now open in the sidebar. Voting will remain open until Monday!

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SHARK BOY 23

Director D-I guess…sniff.
?-Would you like a candy?
DD-OK! NOMNOMNOMNOM…..nomnomnomnomnomnomnom…..nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooommmmmmmm…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*later in an abandoned garage*
DD-Where am I?
?-Hello, Director Donaldious. I would like to play a game.
DD-What game do want to play?
?-Poptropica.
DD-But I am in Poptropica.
?-Exactly. I can control you at any point. I know your password and username. I can put you in stainless steel straps. I can put you in lonely chambers. ♪ I can show you the world! Shining, shimering, splended! ♪
P.S. There is also a new ad on main street. Survive the pies, or face falling text boxes. Bugs Bunny or Narrators. Live or Die. Make your choice.
To help you out, PHB reader Mr. Funnybones (Loud Shark) has a video tutorial for this Loony Tune:
~?
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Houses for Poptropicans?

Well, it’s about time! Recently, Captain Crawfish released this exciting news on the PCB!

Poll position

We’ve got a new poll running in the sidebar that we’d like you to answer. This is a simple one: would you want to have your own space in Poptropica, which you could decorate however you like and invite friends to come visit?

We’re always looking for ways to make Poptropica even better. Your opinion can help!

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CAPTAIN CRAWFISH

I always wanted a Poptropica house! With a red wall and a desk spray painted black! That’d be awesome. So be sure to vote yes on the poll! Oh, and he also released this redundant news.

You talk the talk…

Have you had a chance to check out the sneak preview of Red Dragon Island? Lots of Poptropicans have already battled their way to Yokozuna status. Whether or not you’ve joined their status, you may have noticed something interesting about your opponents: they’re a mouthy bunch.

Yes, your Sumo opponents talk a lot of trash before the matches. Let them talk the talk — but if you can walk the walk, then you’ll be a Yokozuna in no time!

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CAPTAIN CRAWFISH

Chubby McChubby’s got a potty mouth. Oh, and there’s a new ad on main street sponsoring PBS’ two new shows, Noah Comprende (rip off of Dora the Explorer) and Chuck VanderChuck’s something something EXPLOSION! (A man who is a bit TOO nonsensical.) You watch the video and get two costumes. They’re pretty lame though. Peace!

~Gained a year EL6

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The Grocery Mart…With Only 4 Choices of Food.

Captain Crawfish 30-I don’t want to even be here. I just want to have lunch.

EL5-Here’s my severed arm from my cousin EL4.

CC30-I want to know what I’m making in store for all the poptropicans out there. This is an awesome post full of food.

Prank Cans!

Introducing the new super colossal, high tech innovation from Poptropica Labs.

You and your friends will have hours of fun playing with:
Mixed Nuts, Peanut Brittle, Haam,
and who could forget delicious Dried Peas!

COMING SOON to the Poptropica Store.

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MASTER MIME

EL5-Well, haam sounds a little too bland. I hate nuts. Espacially when there mixed. So I would pick-

Grammar Police-KILL HIM!

EL5-Dang it. *gets shot with peas* I regret nothhhiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggg………….

~EL5 ~EL6