The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
No, wait! How did this end so wrong? Everyone’s going to prison! Uh oh.
Anyways, after 3 long weeks of waiting, Escape from Pelican Rock is now open to all players! Prepare to live the life of a prisoner! Jailhouse Rock is now playing all over town!
I do have a feeling who’s behind this frame-up. Someone I know and has been on the tip of my tongue for days. I’m pretty sure about this. He’s been sending everyone to the dungeon, waiting for his next victim. The mastermind is the Earl of Lemongrab! Yep, I got it right.
If you ever get stuck in the dungeon and got into serious trouble, check out our EFPR Island Guide— complete with information and pictures! You can also check out your ranking in the World Champions map and see how well your Houdini-esque escape worked. 😂
Plus, you might also want to check out Captain Crawfish’s walkthrough or even our review! Another thing, the PHB’s year-end recap is coming tomorrow! 😀
Now I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson, Poptropicans. I’ll visit you in prison one day. 😛 I hope that you don’t end up saying this:
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin’ to the Jailhouse Rock.
-Slippery 💦