Green Boa: We interrupt ‘Cooking with Dr Hare’ for a breaking news report on Channel P.

Green Boa: Our first report, we’re going out of virtuality, into reality. As Cryptids island is right in the middle of it’s member only use, things in the real world start showing signs of cryptids. We go over to our correspondent, Captain Pricklepants Crawfish, to explain it all. Mr Fishy!
Captain Crawfish X: Thanks, Greenie. My report,
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Did you hear the news? A couple weeks ago, a man in Kentucky saw a strange creature running around his farm at night. He shot and killed it, and discovered a bizarre, hairless creature with a pointed snout that walked on four legs.Well, some people thought this might have been proof of the chupacabra — not that the man had had any bloodless goats turn up on his farm recently.
Unfortunately for monster hunters, a wildlife biologist examined the body and determined that the creature was probably a raccoon suffering from a disease that had caused all its hair to fall out. Oh well. The chupacabra may still be hiding somewhere out there!
CAPTAIN CRAWFISH






