Green Boa: We interrupt ‘Cooking with Dr Hare’ for a breaking news report on Channel P.
Green Boa: Our first report, we’re going out of virtuality, into reality. As Cryptids island is right in the middle of it’s member only use, things in the real world start showing signs of cryptids. We go over to our correspondent, Captain Pricklepants Crawfish, to explain it all. Mr Fishy!
Captain Crawfish X: Thanks, Greenie. My report,
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Did you hear the news? A couple weeks ago, a man in Kentucky saw a strange creature running around his farm at night. He shot and killed it, and discovered a bizarre, hairless creature with a pointed snout that walked on four legs.Well, some people thought this might have been proof of the chupacabra — not that the man had had any bloodless goats turn up on his farm recently.
Unfortunately for monster hunters, a wildlife biologist examined the body and determined that the creature was probably a raccoon suffering from a disease that had caused all its hair to fall out. Oh well. The chupacabra may still be hiding somewhere out there!
CAPTAIN CRAWFISH
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My dad and I watched it! It was on CNN. It looked all rusty though
Haha! 🙂 This is so funny. Great post.
Lol! great post! The ending was hilarious!
LOL! Excellent post, Green Boa!! 😀
lol the tenth crawfish was eaten by cryptids
Nice post Green Boa 🙂 I love the part when Captian Crawfish was battling the Chupacabra, and when Nessie came from the sea. I have to admit, I would faint too O_O
Weird, this is the first time Captain Crawfish hasn’t gotten nommed. *SUDDENLY KNOCKS NESSIE OUT AND SWALLOWS CRAWFISH* Uh, scratch that…
My language arts teacher has a puppet named “Mr. Fishey” : P
When I was in kindergarden we had a puppet named Zero and for some reason, it was a duck
LOL 😀 so funny
Lolz! Nessie in Puerto Rico? 😮
Green Boa: Lol, maybe’s she’s trying to get away from all the tourists. 😉
Yeah, even cryptids-that-might-not-even-exist need Christmas break. Just kidding. X}
Wait, nessie wants to nom CCX or protect it? o.0 The world may never know.
Ach, even if the world never knows we can still guess Nessie likes CCX, too. 🙂
great post, gb
ok im getting confused isn’t captain crawfish a pirate ?
Hijuyo: Yes, but his name suggests he may also be crawfish. :0
Ooh, he never got nomnomed. May I do the honors? Ah, thank you. *runs up to CC who fainted from Nessie* I HAVE YOU NOW! ESCAPE YOU CANNOT! *grabs tail* Nomnomnom, me likes the tail the best. Nomnomnomnom. 😀
P.S. I seriously believed the CHANNEL P. was something coming to Poptropica at first! X]
P.P.S. So, MISTER FISHY, what’s it like being on the news? (If you can answer when your mouth was nomnomed 😀 )
*Walks away slowly from Nessie*
LOL, Noisy Fish! *covers Noisy Fish with super thunderness*