Author: rrburner

A skywriter flies overhead and spells out
‘CRYPTIDS ISLAND OPEN TO ALL’

But down below, it’s the seafood that has everyone’s attention.

EL: How does it feel to be the first one in your family to go a whole post without being nommed?
Captain Crawfish 14: I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d make it this far.
EL: You won’t survive for long…
CC 14: Huh?
Hijuyo: Hicoga! Lights please!
Hicoga: Yes sir!
(Scence changes to a candlelit dinner. CC 14 is tied to a chair.)
CC 14: Huh? Why am I tied up….?
(Hijuyo & Hicoga grab silverware. EL blows out candle.)
CC 14: Oh no! …Why do you eat me slowly?
EL: I’m gentle, Crawfish. I’d only eat Shark Boy viciously.
CC 14: I suffer nice deaths. 😀
EL: I could’ve eaten you now, right?
CC 14: Uh, to the POST!

Cryptids Island is now open to everyone!

The wait is over for non-Members. Cryptids Island is now open to all!

Head on over to Poptropica and start playing now!

RIP SHARK BOY

EL: Killing two authors with one post.
Hijuyo: I thought the shark tasted pretty good, actually.
Hicoga: Yeah. We should definitely put that on our menu more often.

~Enclosed Lightning, Hijuyo, & happyfishblog

Captian Crawfish VII: EXCUSE ME?!

EL: Well, I’m tired of Cryptids everywhere.

CC VII: Welcome to my nightmare kid, but play along, OK?

EL: Whatever. Here’s the new post!

Know Your Cryptids: Bigfoot

Bigfoot: Fact or Fiction?

Cryptids Island is coming very soon to Poptropica! Before you take on some of the world’s most fearsome mythical monsters, we’d like to tell you a little bit about the legends.

Bigfoot. Sasquatch. Yeti. Three names, one very large, very hairy creature. Reports of a half-man, half-ape abound all over the world.

In the Pacific Northwest region of North America, reports of a brown-haired beast go back decades. Most famously, a short movie taken by a man named Robert Pattinson Roger Patterson seems to show a Bigfoot lumbering through the woods, looking suspiciously back at the photographer.

In the snowy mountains of the Himalayas, a humanoid beast known as the Yeti, or the Abominable Snowman, has also been reported for years. But, as with the North American Bigfoot, no concrete proof of the Yeti has ever been found. A monastery in Nepal claims to have a Yeti scalp on display, but scientific tests of the hair have been inconclusive.

Well, what about you — do you believe in Bigfoot? Vote in our poll to the right!

CAPTAIN CRAWFISH

EL: FAKE!

CC VII: Yeah, wait, huh?

EL: That’s a snapshot from a smosh video called BigFoot Is *** Staring Shane Dawson.

CC VII: Nuh uh!

EL: *shoots CC VII and eats him* Tasty fish.