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Teaching it to find love

February 19, 2011February 20, 2011 rrburner

Captain Crawfish 23-What an odd title.
EL4-It’ll make sense. WATSON!
Watson-HELLO EVERYBODY.
Black Widow 2-He’s a robot?
EL4-Ignore that. Hi! Black Widow, what brings you here?
Black Widow 2- I’m here to warn the law-abiding citizens of Poptropica about the Rattlesnake Wrangler. Here’s the complete memo:

Who is the rattlesnake wrangler?

There’s a new costume floating around out there. You can’t buy it in the Poptropica Store. You can’t costumize it from another character. But you can find it somewhere on Wild West Island.

Have any of you cowpokes found the Rattlesnake Wrangler costume yet?

BLACK WIDOW 2 [RIP]

EL4-Where’d she go?
Captain Crawfish 24-You ate her. And my cousin too.
EL4-BURP. 🙂
Watson-HUMANS ARE NICE.
EL4- I know, right?
Captain Crawfish 24-WEEE!
Black Widow 3-Isn’t the robot just too kind? 🙂
EL4-So much crawfish… *noms on Captain Crawfish 24*
Captain Crawfish 25-Looks like I’m just in time, then. That was to speed things up.
Watson-UNLIKE YOU TRYING TO RELEASE WILD WEST ISLAND ON MARCH 14.
Black Widow 3- Yeah! And I bet EL4 is a member!
EL4-Uhh…see?..
Watson-DELICIOUS EL. *noms EL4*
Captain Crawfish 25-I thought he was poisonous…
Watson-NOT FOR ROBOTS, SUCKER.
Black Widow 3-Hey, Watson, can you be my bodyguard?
Watson-AFTER THESE MESSAGES BY THE DAILY POP.

JEWEL IN THE ROUGH
EARLIEST POPTROPICA
TONGUE TIED
EVERYBODY WINS
MIND THE GAP
DESERT INN
BRIDGE WORK
FAST MART
LORD OF THE RING
LOOKING UP

YEAH, SO LIKE, MAKE SURE YOU GET A GOOD LOOK AT THEM SNEAKY PICS.
Black Widow 3-Forget it. I just realized you’re ugly. *noms self to escape ugliness*
Watson-*cries till fries and dies*

For those who think the rattlesnake costume is a myth…

You wouldn't want to run into him.

~~~EL4~~ EL5

Wild West Island

The good, the bad, and the crawfish.

February 17, 2011February 17, 2011 rrburner

EL3- You killed my cousins. Prepare to DIE.
Captain Crawfish 20- That’s not even a cowboy remark.
EL3- Let’s eat with a side of post, shall we?
Captain Crawfish 20- French remark!
EL3- Oh come on, just get on with the post! The first 10 members to finish Wild West Island deserve a spotlight more than you right now!
Captain Crawfish: Fine. :c *unrolls huge banner with cool Poptropican faces*

Congratulations to the first 10 finishers of Wild West Island!

The first Poptropica Members have galloped across the finish line of Wild West Island. Let’s hear it for the first 10 players to earn their medallions! Congratulations to…

1. Friendly Crown

2. Hyper Paw

3. Bendy Skunk

4. Sleepy Cheetah

5. Big Belly

6. Mad Bones

7. Strange Skull

8. Rough Thunder

9. Crazy Chicken

10. Maroon Burger

Captain Crawfish 20- In case you’re wondering where EL3 is, he’s passing through my gallbladder dissolved by my acids.
EL3- Did I mention my kind was poisonous?
Captian Crawfish 20- *falls and dies*
EL3- *rips out of CC20* I’m still alive!

(Hours later EL3 was shot with a spud gun and served with a side of peas. He will be missed.)

~~~EL3~~ EL4

Advertisements, Sneak Peeks, Wild West Island

Secret Mustache foe

February 5, 2011February 6, 2011 rrburner

I found a picture of the worst cowboy on the block. El Mustachio Grande!

Uh, that wasn’t him. That was the new transformers ad! Comes with shirts! Now, why is Justin Bieber’s name on it. And why is it mispelled? Where was I…

AHHH! The criminal! *runs away to Alaska* AHHH! Sarah Palin! *runs away to Disney world* AHHH! Giant Mice! *noms self to escape mice*

~~~EL2~~ EL3

Sneak Peeks, Store, Wild West Island

Yes! Predictions!

January 29, 2011January 30, 2011 rrburner

Captain Crawfish 20: We’ve made it to our twentieth crawfish!
EL: Silence, Dora, let’s continue on the awesome update.
CC 20:Mark my words! I will have my revenge! *runs away*
EL: Anyway, check this out. Wild West Island is now available on Poptropica, as a sneak preview.
Hijuyo: Here’s a video by YouTuber Graser10 that shows the Round’Em Up game. The cool part about this is that you can win some exclusive prizes just for playing!

https://poptropica.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/wildwestpreview.gif?w=300 — Rootin Tootin Island!

EL: And for all the disco lovers….
Hijuyo: New Motion costumes are now available in the Poptropica Store! Boys can be the Disco King and girls can dance like a Disco Queen.

https://poptropica.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/discocostumes.gif?w=300 — Wild wigs for the dance soul!

CC 20: Ah-HA!
EL: What now?
CC 20: Say hello to all my 80 uneaten cousins!
Shark Boy 19: And my 81 uneaten cousins!
Black Widow 1: And all my 99 uneaten cousins! Spiders are delicacy in some countries!
EL: @#$&
All but EL: Get him!
EL:*gets nommed by a pack o’ nommers*
All: Delicious.

This post was brought to you by Enclosed Lightning & Hijuyo & Captain Crawfish 20 & lots of his uneaten cousins…

…and most importantly, Awesome Disco Dancer:

https://poptropica.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/discodance.gif?w=300 — You've got to admit, those are some pretty sweet moves.

Cryptids Island, Sneak Peeks

Ugly Platters

January 21, 2011January 21, 2011 rrburner

EL-I love taking requests. So today I’ll let Captain Crawfishes 15-19 and Shark Boys 2-18 to sky dive into my mouth. Dancing.

CC 15-19 and SB 2-18-*do as EL says*

EL-That’ll save us time. To the redundant updates.

Uncostumizable

On Cryptids Island, just like everywhere else on Poptropica, you can costumize a lot of different characters. But in some cases…

Yeesh! Why would you want to?

BLACK WIDOW

EL-I find his lack of cleanliness disturbing.

Things that go bump in the night

Well! It looks like I’m not the only one. We’re hearing a lot of chatter that Poptropicans who have ventured into Cryptids Island are finding it to be a pretty scary place. As an example…

This is the least creepy thing you’ll see in this house.

Are you ready to set foot into the most frightening Poptropica Island yet? We hope to see lots and lots of you on Cryptids Island this weekend!

CAPTAIN CRAWFISH 20