*Writing in diary*
Big, bold CAPITAL letters too. Don’t ask me why, but for some reason, Vlad The viking has revealed something startling…. His Uncle Fred is a giraffe!
Wait, WHAT?
*Scratches over that*
Something utterly surprising, though some of the PHB members figured it out a while ago. That… the truth is… that.. our fears are confirmed…
Random bystander: Will you just get on with it?!
Hey stop reading my diary!
Group of Random Bystanders: GET ON WITH IT!
No! I don’t want people reading my diary, espicially if it means you know what happened last tuesday when I thought that crayon was a cheesestick…
Random Bystander #17: We don’t know about that, but you’re kind of showing this entry up on the PHB…
Oh, O….K…… [to self] How am I doing that?
Huge group of Random Bystanders! Just get on with it!
OK! OK!
Well you’ll never believe this, but there are people outside who are somehow reading my diary, and they sound pretty mad too. So I better get to the good stuff.
Well
Monday, February 28, 2011
We’ll have the official announcement later in the week. There’s definitely something… familiar… about that silhouette.

VLAD THE VIKING
IT’S GREG HEFFELY! THE STAR OF DIARY OF A WIMPY KID! AND HE’S… wait, only GUESTSTARRING?! WHAT?!
I just don’t know about this…