Foolish mortals, how dare you forsake Mythology Island?! How dare you choose that mismatched menace over me?!
The tournament must have been rigged from the beginning! Why else would the people favor that island? Mythology Island is home to Classical Greek architecture and powerful beings such as myself, while Astr*-Kn*ghts Isl*nd suffers from an identity crisis and is plagued by an equally confused villain. I will stand against this injustice!
From now on, the Poptropica Help Blog shall be known as Mount Olympus! I would have taken over sooner if I had known how to use “Word Press” and “Discord”. I had conquered technology during my time as Dr. Jupiter, but managing a website is on another level.
Oh, and don’t even think about calling your precious authors. I have locked them out of their accounts. It is only fair that they lose their domain as well.
Now that this wretched site is mine, I will give you Poptropican readers four simple rules to follow:
- 🛐 Show respect to your new leader. Write words of worship in the comment section or give yourself the “Zeus Zealot” role on the newly-conquered Mount Olympus Chat Discord server.
- ⚡️ Only discuss Mythology Island. Never mention other islands unless in a mocking manner, especially the false winner of the tournament.
- 🌄 Send photographic offerings. Like other gods, I favor certain offerings. You may send photographs of my favorite things: lightning bolts, eagles, bulls, and oak trees.
- 🏛️ Build temples. I encourage you lot to build temples and expand the Mythology Empire. You may construct them on gaming platforms like Poptropica Realms, Roblox, or Minecraft. If these are not available to you, you may draw schematics or sculpt them with supplies at hand.
Obey these rules, and I will spare you from my wrath. Bow before Zeus, the god of thunder!
—Zeus from Mythology Island (Classic)
🏝 Poptropica Help Blog 🗺 
Grape Juice, your highness?
A vine offering. 😌
Zeus, my apologies for my brethren’s foul actions against you. I did vote for Mythology Island in the poll because I do find it superior to “that other island” which shall not be named.
Well done, my Zeus Zealot.
Oh Zeus! I bow before ye and thine greatness, may thy thunder clouds always stir in thine favor!
A round of thunderous applause for you!
I still won’t back down from Monster Carnival, tho >:] hehehe
*ASTRO KNIGHTS*
GREAT MISTAKES HAVE BEEN MADE
ZEUS HOW DARE YOU SCRAMBLE MY COMMENT UP ARGH
Your mistakes are yours, mortal Mordred! It is not my fault you are not as brilliant as I am.
Friend, Join me as I overthrow this, Tyrant
It’s no wonder why Mythology Island was remade for Haxe but Astro-Knights Island was not.
Indeed. Mythology is the superior island.
I challenge you Zeus to a fight to da death
I am immortal; death holds no power on me.
Zeus is pretty stubborn. Doesn’t he remember that he was defeated not once, but TWICE? It’s happened before and will happen again, I guarantee it.
How Icy are your words, Hammer! Can’t you be happy for a zestful god eager to display his might?!
I remember! I have helped you twice and am willing to help you again to overthrow my brother!
I agree with thine words, Icy Hammer! I cannot expect Zeus to last long with this… especially with his record!
My record is still mightier than yours, Mordred! While you were just a prisoner, I was the mastermind as Dr. Jupiter. And I would have succeeded, if not for meddling Poptropicans!
I submit to your everworldy greatness, Zeus! Please, forgive me for my sins… but I will never forsake Steamworks Island! No!
Your submission is pleasing, but you must renounce your other idols, for no one can serve two masters.
Should we punish B*n*ry B*rd, oh and *be and Om*g*n?
Anyone who attempts to stand in my way shall feel my wrath.
This is an April fools joke, wait I forgot Zeus is a joke, I will never bow down to you, You.Are.Weak. I, a mortal beat you, a god go rethink your life and work at McDonald’s
If I were you, would take that back before I would turn into an entire barbecued meal by our highness.
Silly, I, The great FearlessGoose challenge thy coward, Zeus ,to a duel to the DEATH
Perhaps you are too weak to realize what you should be fearing. However to your last statement, while I am too busy throwing thunderclouds to be taking jobs from mortals, I do occasionally appreciate their food service. It’s cute how their fries are like yummy lightning bolts.
Oh Zeus, I see that you are still in anger from the accurate outcome of the Favorite Island Tournament. *scoff* how childish
Zeus, I pity thine attempt to take over the PHB. However successful it may seem, according to my calculations, I doubt it would last long…
Let it be known to all of Poptropica that Astro Knights is the rightful crown island of Poptropica!! No Mortal, nor God can change that fact!
I agree that Zeus can be childish. He should have been pleased with just making it far enough to the semi-finals, and by already being the king of Mythology Island. What more does he want?
*ice bucket challenges on you*
Riiight, Mordred, I’m really happy for you 🙄 Imma let you finish but Mythology Island truly is the best Poptropica island of all time… THE BEST ISLAND OF ALL TIME!!
Mythology island is defiantly on top, But Zeus don’t you think this is just over the top? I mean taking over a whole website its only a matter of time in till this website take over is overthrown.
Hmmm… nah. This is totally called for. I mean, I’ve got to assert my dominance somehow.
I did a bit of inspecting/editing in my server, and I edited my computer to see the following in the blog which is more accurate:
https://imgur.com/a/AOlh3zi
Zap em, Zeus.
Aha, so you admit you have falsified my recorded words!! Prepare to feel my wrath! 😠⚡️⚡️
My dear Zeus, I unfortunately lack the skills to give you the things that you have listed. However, I will give you my undivided attention, which is all I can do for you.
I hope that offering you this will be enough to please you, as I would rather not be smited.
I appreciate your humble gift of attention, acolyte. Follow closely and you shall attain great wisdom.
The day has come! The Bane of Mordred has arrived. Rejoice and fear, for the God of Thunder is here, and let those who oppose him be torn asunder!
Zip zap hooray!!
Zeus isn’t responding. Just proves that he could never take over a blog.
*zaps you with zeus’s staff*
At least he has some people to look over for some anti-Mythology mortals like you…
I mean, no one has felt his wrath yet…
I agree. My brother may be power-hungry, but he is mostly a fraud when it comes to ability, evident when he made YOU get the five sacred objects instead of getting them himself.
Exactly. So y’all better respect him or feel his wrath. *points his staff at you all*
You seem as self-centered as my brother. I was replying to Bronze Drummer, not you, FISH/”RAYMOND” GUY.
*puts it down* whatever.
How dare you doubt me!! I shall answer whenever I please. And whenever I can get this ridiculous Word Pressing technology to work.
We aren’t anti-Mythology Island — Mythology is a beautiful and wonderful island. Some of us (not me, I’m just a translator…) are anti-Zeus.
Well, anti-Zeus mortals especially. 🙂
Proverb of Mount Olympus: Anti-Zeussers are losers.
*IMPORTANT* *MUST READ*
Almighty Zeus, I challenge you to a duel to the death, If I win you step down as king of this innocent website, and accept defeat. If you win I will never post again here on this almighty website.
With Love,
FearlessGoose
A foolish proposition, for I cannot die, and you would lose your life. In my great mercy, I shall spare you today, if you have learned your lesson.
*Wheezing so hard on all of the comments written*
Welp I guess I predicted the future of the blog. I have so many things to say. One,(GMT -4) HOW DID IT GOT THIS MANY COMMENTS IN ONE DAY?! ONE!! Two, as much as I love Mythology, this has gone waaaaay over the top ad needs to be stopped. Three, has anyone seen Hades and/or Athena? And last but not least, for a second I thought it was April Fools but here we are, April 2nd…And Zeus is more stubborn then all of us combined 😀
I am here. I have been devising a strategy on how to return ownership of this blog and remove Zeus, yet I haven’t figured anything out, yet. I am sure Slanted Fish and her allies will be able to overthrow Zeus, like they did before.
Like I once said, “Two powers combined will defeat the power of one.”
Wheezer, I suggest you see my friend Aeolus, the keeper of the winds. He shall restore your breath.
Now, while I appreciate your love for Mythology, I am slightly hurt that you should doubt my takeover. This is not a mere one-day affair, but an ongoing declaration of my superiority!
Also, since when is Poseidon starting up a blog? I would like to see it O.O
My brother Poseidon does not deserve your loyalty, for he has betrayed me! Don’t go boosting his platform when your eyes should be on mine only.
Also, since when is Poseidon starting up a blog? I would like to see it O.O
um… somehow my comment was duplicated…
You sure are excited about Poseidon. How about you give ME that same enthusiasm?
bruh… i just finished my april fool’s prank for this year pretending to have pk studios shut down and this is still up, when is the site gonna change back?
Never, “bruh”! Your mortal messes might experience many startups and shutdowns, but Mount Olympus stands forever.
Oh great Zeus, I hope you will be pleased by my tier list:
Era 1: The Beginning (2007-2008)
Early Pop-D tier (First island)
Shark Tooth-C tier
Time Tangled-B tier
24 Carrot-B tier (First Villain)
Era 2: The Rise (2008-2009)
Superpower-B tier (First boss fight(s), Dr Hare’s “boss fight” does not count)
Spy-A tier
Nabooti-A tier (First sponsored island)
Big Nate-C tier
Era 3: Very Dark Age (2009)
Astro Knights-F- tier (Worst island, Star Wars ripoff, no originality)
Era 4: Beginning of the Golden Age (2009-2010)
Counterfeit-S tier (First and only time when an island had a crossover with another island)
Reality TV-C tier (First mini games island, first island that gave members early access)
Mythology-S+ tier (Best Island)
Skullduggery-B tier
Steamworks-S tier (Peak of Platforming Gameplay)
Great Pumpkin-C tier
Era 5: The Peak (Golden Age, 2010-2011)
Cryptids-S tier
Wild West-A tier
Wimpy Wonderland-B tier
Red Dragon-A tier (Peak of sponsored islands)
Shrink Ray-S tier (Peak of Gameplay Creativity)
Mystery Train-S tier
Game Show-B tier
Ghost Story-S tier (Peak of Poptropica Storylines)
Era 6: Cracks Begins to Form (Golden Age, Later Golden Age, 2012-2013)
SOS-B tier (Beginning of Member-only bonus quests)
Vampire’s Curse-A tier
Twisted Thicket-B tier
Poptropolis Games-C tier
Wimpy Boardwalk-C tier
Lunar Colony-C tier
Super Villain-A tier
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-B tier
Zomberry-A tier
Night Watch-A tier
Back Lot-B tier
Virus Hunter-C tier (Beginning of SUI and AS3 islands)
Era 7: The Renaissance (Later Golden Age, 2013-2015)
Mocktropica-A tier (First and only time when an island breaks the 4th wall, not considered canon)
Monster Carnival-A tier
Survival-A tier (Beginning of episodic islands, end of bonus quests)
Mission Atlantis-B tier
PoptropiCon-S tier (First time customization was a key mechanic)
Arabian Nights-S tier (Last episodic island)
Era 8: The Decline (Silver Age, 2015)
Galactic Hot Dogs-D tier
Mystery of the Map-B tier
Timmy Failure-C tier
Escape From Pelican Rock-S tier (Last true island)
Era 9: Poptropica Worlds (Later Silver Age, Bronze Age, 2017-2018)
24 Carrot (Remastered)-B tier (First Poptropica Worlds Island)
Crisis Caverns-C tier
Greek Sea Odyssey-D tier (Last Poptropica Worlds island)
Era 10: The Downfall (Later Silver Age, Bronze Age, Dark Age, 2016-now)
Monkey Wrench-D tier (Tutorial)
Reality TV: Wild Safari-D tier (First and only island sequel)
Fairytale-D tier
Goofball-C tier (First and only time when there are different endings)
Secret of the Jade Scarab-C tier
Tell me what you think, oh Great Zeus, agree or disagree?
Excellent rankings, Incredible Flame. Most pleased that you have correctly identified Mythology as the Best Island. As for that other island, I will concede that it is an opponent worth its astronomical salt, but simply cannot be allowed to overrule mine. It’s a waste of space at first place, a spot which must be reserved for my superior self.
I believe that mythology is better than astro knights personally.