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Green Boa

Hey guys, a non-poptropica related post here. According to the Polish government Blue wallpaper is 42% more likely to make a dog obey than pink wallpaper. 😮

Lol jks. I just needed to say that on 1oth of January I’m going traveling… so I’ll be unable to post for a while. 😦

It’s not permanent leave, I just need a little holiday, because you keep taking the best bits of the crawfish (jk jk). 😡

I’ll let all you dudes and dudetts know when I’m back, and then it’ll go back to normal. 🙂 (Unless I don’t come back becaue we’re driving over red hot Australian desert 😮 well, for a little bit of the way. 😉 )

I don’t want to make this a big speech, so I better stop talking pretty darn soon. D:<  You might temperarily replace me while I’m gone, I might PM hi.Juyo who I think should get the part…

So long peeps! (This will be such a waste if I post again before I leave, becuase then I’ll have to say goodbye all over again 😆 )

Greenie 😀

Cryptids Island

Don’t Messie with Nessie

Green Boa

Because Nessie is considered dangerous and won’t like being photographed by cryptid paparrazies.

So now I bet you’re all thinking, “Man, that gives me the grump. It’s such a flump. Now Loch Ness is no better than a garbage dump. “

Well if you are thinking that, I have breaking news…

YOU’RE WRONG!!!!

Loch Ness is famous only because of Nessie. But did you know those aren’t the only world famous (Well, poptropica famous) things in Loch Ness? Yep, Oprah’s there! No, wait, she’s in Australia, (that’s where I am). OK, take 2!

And… action!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Have you spotted Nessie yet in the Cryptids Island sneak preview? Remember, you can look through the viewfinder every day for your chance to see Nessie and win a prize. 

Even if you don’t see the Loch Ness Monster, there are plenty of other sights to see from the shore. Why, look who I saw cruising above the waters of Loch Ness!

You never know what you’ll find out there. Keep watching the skies! And the waters, of course. 

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CAPTAIN CRAWFISH

Oh, man. I’m really starting to regret giving him that balloon.
And that’s not the only thing drifting around in Loch Ness! I took a look in a book the viewfinder AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!!
THAT IS UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE! WE DESTROYED THAT! IT DOESN’T EXIST! Well, at least now we know why the castle is such a mess.
Over and Out,
GB
[PS: This is what I posted on the Poptropica project, but I posted it on the poptropica project, so it’s not plaiglrism (or however you spell it). I just copied and pasted it because I didn’t feel like writing a whole new post.]
Chillz Peoplz
Cryptids Island, Sneak Peeks

….You put your right arm in and shack it all about.

Green Boa

Green Boa: You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around, that’s what it’s all about!

(Everyone applauds)

Green Boa: Why thankyou. I won’t bother with my left arm, because we have a guest! And it’s, Da da-da da! Captain Crawfish V! (That’s 5 if you didn’t know.)

Captain Crawfish: OK, OK. Look, I’m CC 5. Why am I number 5? What happened to a number 1?

Green Boa: He was nommed by random nommers.

Captain Crawfish: And two?

Green Boa: Nommed by Hijuyo backstage, but I’ve got his right ear, if that’s any good to you?

(Random people from audience rush in and grab the ear and run off)

Captain Crawfish: That is just sick. And number 3?

Green Boa: I nommed him for making a science mistake on AN EDUCATION ONLINE GAME!

Captain Crawfish: But what happened to number 4?

Green Boa: Binary Bard and I nommed him at Mcdonalds. >:) Just hurry up with the post and you’ll walk away unharmed.

Captain Crawfish: Well…

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Shacking up (update: post title changed to “What’s got your goat?”)

The goats are everywhere. They’re even hanging out of this shack.

They’ve got no respect for other people’s property. Or maybe they’re hiding.

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CAPTAIN CRAWFISH

Green Boa: Who are you to say they’ve got no respect for other people’s property?! You attack places and steal their property!
Captain Crawfish: I can find flaws in other people, but not in myself. (:
Green Boa: Anyway, since we’ve got a creator to tell us, is this a screen shot of Cryptids Island?
Captain Crawfish: OMG whaaaaaaaat? How do you know my secretly secret secrets?!
Green Boa: Because you put a picture on the poptropica homepace, DUH. But just tell us, is it a screenshot of the mysterious Cryptids Island?
Captain Crawfish: My lips are sealed! I shall never talk! Never! Not one word will come from me! I shall never reveal the truth, not even if you said please. Or pretty please. Or pretty please with sugar on top. And you can’t hurt ME! You promised I could walk away unharmed, didn’t you? Huh? I shall not be killed by cannibals! You promised I would be unharmed!
Green Boa: Well, I should tell you something.
Captain Crawfish: What?
Green Boa: When I said you could walk away unharmed………… I had my fingers crossed!
(Loud gasp from audience)
Captain Crawfish: Aaaaaargh! *runs*
Green Boa: Garrr! *leaps into air with open jaw*
(Off stage screaming, nomming and burping)
*Eeerie Silence….*
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Ewwwwww, chewing skulls? Disgusting…

Green Boa

Would you do it? Unless you were a crazy cannibal, no. I know the Black Widow has stolen a few… Okay, a LOT of priceless pieces of art, but CHEWING A HUMAN SKULL?!!! That’s just gotta be the limit… -____-

Even worse, the skulls fly…

Just in time for Halloween, you can get a spooky new type of chewing gum in the Poptropica Store.

When the spooktacular gum pops, a group of wailing ghouls flies away. Take some into any common room and see if you can scare the daylights out of other Poptropicans, like I did to this precious princess here:

Who needs a costume? Not me!

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BLACK WIDOW

Chewing skulls and sending them to bite the butts of poptropicans? Revenge revenge, Black Widow’s back in town. I THOUGHT TERRORIZING PRICESSES WAS BB’S JOB??!!! >:OOO That’s the LIMIT!!! Chewing skulls, tolerated; sending them to bite bottoms, tolerated; but STEALING A JOB?!

…….

That’s perfectly fine. Anyway, when you blow these bubbles they look like ice kind, explode like classic, and then skulls burst out, forcing people to hand out the treats. 😀

Anyway, I is out.
GB is gooooooooonnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
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Barbie MONSTERS

Green Boa

And dere aww coot and fuzzy! Da End

…….

I wish.

There’s a new Barbie *choking sound* Girls *gag* ad for girs (yes I had to make a girl account. The sacrifices I make for you guys…) Thanks to 101ab.boon for posting this on the PHF.  I found it on a 12 yr old account on Steamworks, Early Poptropica, Shark tooth, Time Tangled, 24 Carrot, Super Power. Comment if you find any other ages or islands!

Basically what you do is go inside the ad (obviously…) and talk to *choke* Barbie *gag* and she’ll explain her problem.

I thought her legs were abnormally long...?

After you overcome the horror of talking to a plastic owner of the highest pitched and most annoying voice in all reality she’ll tell you what’s up. Or down, or nowhere really…

Life in plastic: Not fantastic!

You help her choose a costume when you say “What choices do I have?” And you need to choose the coustume that *Cough* Barbie *choke* is describing. E.g. “I need a costume with a bit more of a buzz!” A bee. When you choose the right one she’ll give you a ‘Cat Costume” (So bad luck if you’re allergic to cats like me) You costumise that, and run to your right. Talk to the Secret Agent (who fails to reconise you as you director so remember to fire her later) and she’ll let you go into the party. Basically that’s that except you get to meet a few old friends! Do you reconise these two?

Having a Fang-tastic time with old friends... who forgot their punch?! :O

That’s all for me now,

*Walks off cliff and falls into different dimension*