Green Boa: You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around, that’s what it’s all about!
(Everyone applauds)
Green Boa: Why thankyou. I won’t bother with my left arm, because we have a guest! And it’s, Da da-da da! Captain Crawfish V! (That’s 5 if you didn’t know.)
Captain Crawfish: OK, OK. Look, I’m CC 5. Why am I number 5? What happened to a number 1?
Green Boa: He was nommed by random nommers.
Captain Crawfish: And two?
Green Boa: Nommed by Hijuyo backstage, but I’ve got his right ear, if that’s any good to you?
(Random people from audience rush in and grab the ear and run off)
Captain Crawfish: That is just sick. And number 3?
Green Boa: I nommed him for making a science mistake on AN EDUCATION ONLINE GAME!
Captain Crawfish: But what happened to number 4?
Green Boa: Binary Bard and I nommed him at Mcdonalds. >:) Just hurry up with the post and you’ll walk away unharmed.
Captain Crawfish: Well…
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Shacking up (update: post title changed to “What’s got your goat?”)
The goats are everywhere. They’re even hanging out of this shack.
They’ve got no respect for other people’s property. Or maybe they’re hiding.
CAPTAIN CRAWFISH
Green Boa: Who are you to say they’ve got no respect for other people’s property?! You attack places and steal their property!
Captain Crawfish: I can find flaws in other people, but not in myself. (:
Green Boa: Anyway, since we’ve got a creator to tell us, is this a screen shot of Cryptids Island?
Captain Crawfish: OMG whaaaaaaaat? How do you know my secretly secret secrets?!
Green Boa: Because you put a picture on the poptropica homepace, DUH. But just tell us, is it a screenshot of the mysterious Cryptids Island?
Captain Crawfish: My lips are sealed! I shall never talk! Never! Not one word will come from me! I shall never reveal the truth, not even if you said please. Or pretty please. Or pretty please with sugar on top. And you can’t hurt ME! You promised I could walk away unharmed, didn’t you? Huh? I shall not be killed by cannibals! You promised I would be unharmed!
Green Boa: Well, I should tell you something.
Captain Crawfish: What?
Green Boa: When I said you could walk away unharmed………… I had my fingers crossed!
(Loud gasp from audience)
Captain Crawfish: Aaaaaargh! *runs*
Green Boa: Garrr! *leaps into air with open jaw*
(Off stage screaming, nomming and burping)
*Eeerie Silence….*
So, soo funny… 😀
captain crawfish!!!!!! your back!!!
Yeah but i did not know that thay have cc5
There goes another Captain Crawfish… >;D
WOOT WOOT!
Is there any crawfish left?
Awesome post…
How many CCs do you think there are?
There should be one where they say Green Boa: How many are there? Captain Crawfiish: (shows army of CCs)
*sigh* We lose more Captain Crawfishes that way….. and less crawfish sandwiches! xD
I live how crawfish always gets nommed!
Great post, Green Boa! It was soo funny!!! Is Captain Crawfish ever going to stop being nommed?
Did anyone Notice something on the top-left side? a tree maybe?
These are always funny! good job again!
Did you guys notice that the post’s title was changed?
yes, I thought this post was called “What’s go your Goat”
Hijuyo: The Creators changed the post title. They originally called it ‘Shacking Up.’
Check out the new apple jacks ad. You get a follower of the apple of the cinnamin guy.
lol great post 😀 🙂 8)
Best comedy-post eva
Can i have a part? I loooooooooooooooooooove crawfish!
LOL
wheres Captain Crawfish 6??????? or Captain Crawfish VI
LOL! Great post! At least they have back-up CC’s XD
On the Creator’s Blog post the Goat’s rear end is sticking out of the window at the other side of the shack.
What if someone built a cyber CC that was inedible AND had a lazer eye under his eyepatch. Try and nom THAT!
P.S. can you pretty please use my Idea free of charge? mebe some recognition? mebe a little moment with meh? mebe someway for everyone to NOTICE MEH!?!?!?!?!?!? thanks 🙂
O.o U ate all CC’s. :l Do they taste good? LOL i think i nommed him at Skullduggery Island. LOL XD SO.THERE IS CRAWFISH SPECIAL AT MCDONALDS???!!!!! IM GOIN THERE! BYe,LOLOLOLOLOL anyways…IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! >;P
Hi I’m Neat Turtle, I just have an update…
There is a new advertisement for BOYS called:Lego Hero Factory, and yes the Lego Shooter thing is in it 😀
There is also an ad for GIRLS called: Apple Jacks.
In Apple Jacks you try to not touch any of the contraptions in the cereal items more than three times. At The end, flip off the switch and you will be rewarded Apple Jacks Followers.
In Lego Hero Factory you have to fun around,defusing all of the bombs. When you finish (with a total of 8 bombs defused) You will collect your prizes: A Lego Hero Factory Suit and a Lego Hero Factory Ray Shooter.
Hope I helped a ton! 😀
BOTH ADS ARE FOR BOYS AND GIRLS!
Um i have a girls user and i got the hero factory thing
Everyone must be bored while the Creators are actually making the islands and not posting about them…
Since there aren’t any new posts yet, I’ll generate some topics for you to think about…
1) It’s November 6th already and there aren’t any new posts…
What do you think is happening…
Are they planning new islands? Designing? Animating? Adding scripts?
2) The Creators must be working REALLY hard…
We don’t appreciate them enough…This is the time to do it…
3) What island do you think will come out first?
Cryptids island?
Or do you think it will be a different one?
4) On the Membership page, it says that the Creators are planning to add a lot more islands in the game this year…
5) What do you think Cryptids island will be about? How difficult will it be? Will it be about one monster or lots of them? How many islands do you think the Creators are working on? Do you think some of the old sneak peeks which they never used are going to be used now?
6) How much time will they make us wait before they release Cryptids island? And how much time will we have to wait if we are not members?
Thanks…
Sorry for the long comment…
Dear PHB Team/Crew:
As you might know Happi Pippi and her loyal friend Bunny Button have came back from their break from their blog and Club penguin. And I, Noisy Fish wanted to help get their views/comments back!
So I was wondering if you could please put up their banner once again!
Thank you,
Noisy Fish
Hijuyo: That’s great news; thanks, Noisy Fish! It does say on their blog that while they are back, they won’t be updating as often – but we’ll still add Happy Pippi’s site to the PHB’s blogroll. 😉
Thankyou Hijuyo!
This might be a reference to the Chubacapra… The goat sucker. Lol XD
Yes you are probably right because in a book i have about cyptids says they
eat goats. I wonder what other things will be in it..
I’m thinking defiantly Bigfoot.
LOL I wonder who the next NOM-inee is? LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!
石艳卿: If captin crawfish is a pirate doesn’t that mean your cannibal
(the crowed gasps)
GreenBoa: Well, yes but…
石艳卿: And how come u made multiple pirates? i mean that was kinda stupid u know because if some little kids who have beaten skullduggery island might suddenly think that they have to beat him again.
(moms in the crowed gasp)
GreenBoa: Well, yeah but, wait a minute why am even here, last time i checked i was on my way to cc 5’s house to eat, him…
*turns his head left and right then jumps off stage and runs away*
maybe a Chubacapra and the goats are trying to
get out of the shack alive or they are hiding.
Cause I think they live in tropical habitats. I have an idea! Maybe we fly around in a balloon of our choice around the world and solve problems about different cryptids. Or maybe cyptids are trying to take over the world! There is millions of possibilities………..
I can’t WAIT! 😀
That shack looks like it could be for Cryptids Island ! Because on the sneak peek it features goats ……..
I cannot wait for Cryptids Island ! But the sneak peek says it will be coming soon so maybe in December it will be open to the public ? But if it’s like Reality TV Island were it was supposed to come out in the Summer of 2009 but it came out of the Spring of 2010 i’m gonna be super annoyed!
I think the Cryptids will be Bigfoot , Nessie [ Loch Ness Monster ] , a Chupracabra [ cuz of da goats ] and possibly a Dino [ dinosaur ]