Well, guys, today is the big, big day. It’s…
DECEMBER 12 21, 2012
Whoops, sorry. Wrong date. It’s…
YA BIRTHDAY, WE GONNA PARTAY
LIKE ITS YA BIRTHDAY
…Um, that was awkward. *ahem* Moving on…It’s actually…
MARCH 24, 2010!!
On this magical and momentous day, us Poptropicans without membership, get to access the greatest and latest:
REALITY TV ISLAND!!!
But to be honest, I don’t feel all that cheery. Having to wait so long, and miss out is kinda sapping all the fun out of playing a new island. Which is another reason this whole Membership thing sucks. I mean, I understand the Creators need cha-chingy and all, but at least they could still have Early Access Passes…
Anyway, see you guys on RTV!…if I ever get around to playing it. (BOO HOMEWORK…oh and parents xD JK) Click the links below for a TV Island walkthrough guide written by Mega Boy, the island map, or our information page for RTV.
Here’s the Creators blog post about it. A new mini-game challenge (Hang Glider) was also added to the island in celebration for today. Apparently, they share none of my unhappiness on what would otherwise be an awesome day:
The wait is now over! Reality TV Island is now available to everyone! Join the other contestants in the various challenges to determine who will win all of the fame and glory! Now with an all new game! Grab your hang gliders and get ready for some soaring fun!
OK, I see nothing in there about membership being destroyed. *reads again* Nope, I didn’t miss anything. Looks like it’s gonna take a personal visit before Mr. Leary gets it: I HATE MEMBERSHIP. In fact, Mr.Leary, I’ll give you a head start. Start stocking up on the bodyguards.
Cause I’m coming for you.
And now, on a completely unrelated note: Sometimes, I scare myself.
Right…um….I’m just gonna walk off of the stage right he– AAHHHHHH!!! OOWWWW!!! CURSES WHO MOVED THE DOGGONE STAIRS!!! OH MY SPLEEN!!! OHH THE PAIN!!!
Thank you for watching: Awkward Moments With Coderkid