PHB Specials, The Villain Saga

The Villain Saga – Talk Like a Pirate Day Special πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦ž

HELLO THERE EVERYONE. CAPTAIN CRAWFISH HERE. MY RABBIT… ACQUAINTANCE? I CAN’T QUITE CALL HIM A FRIEND. HE SAID THAT TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, WHICH I FIND ABSOLUTELY ABSURD. YOU REALLY NEED DAYS FOR EVERYTHING?

ANYWAY. I WANTED TO CLEAR UP SOME THINGS, BECAUSE SOME OF YOU ARE TRULY BECOMING AN EMBARRASSMENT TO US VILLAINS.

FIRST. I BEG–NO, I NEVER BEG! I DEMAND THAT YOU STOP WITH THIS WHOLE “ARRR ME HEARTIES” STUFF! EVEN IF WE HAVE OUR WAY OF SPEAKIN’, WE DON’T HAVE MAGGOTS FOR BRAINS! MOST PIRATES COME FROM AROUND THE WORLD, MANY OF US FROM EUROPE OR ASIA. ME PERSONALLY, I’M FROM BRITAIN.

I CAN’T REMEMBER EVER SAYING “ARRRR” EITHER. THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE MADE UP IN FICTION TO MAKE US SEEM AS STRANGE AS THOSE ALIENS MORDRED TALKS ABOUT.

EITHER WAY, I JUST WANTED TO CLEAR THAT UP SO YOU KIDS COULD STOP MAKIN’ FOOLS OF US.

YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF ROOT BEER BECAUSE THERE’S NO GOOD STUFF HERE

– CAPTAIN CRAWFISH 🦞

The Big Sleep: A pirate just can’t get any rest around here.

Aye, so it appears Crawfish somehow bent the rules o’ time ‘n space t’ access me account. He also appears t’ nah understand wha’ the CAPS LOCK be. Me deepest apologies fer any confusion, but ahoy, nah me fault!

Honor t’ the beaver

Maryann/Smart Bubbles

14 thoughts on “The Villain Saga – Talk Like a Pirate Day Special πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦ž”

  1. Ok this is going REALLY off-topic…

    I recently just got a laptop and I tried getting the flashpoint thingy to work and there was a problem.

    The guide that I saw was using Flashpoint Core 9.0 but on the flashpoint website it was updated and couldn’t find the version..the only version I could see was flashpoint core 10.7…

    Help!

      1. The video guide you are showing is the one i used….

        Also it could be my fault..I’m not a techy-person.

        I can’t even use a mouse. Like it feels so uncomfortable to me but a simple drag on mobile is easy for me

      2. Sorry to hear that β€” unfortunately I’m not able to provide more tech support on this, but maybe others can help. As for using a mouse, it takes some getting used to, but keep practicing and it’ll start to feel more natural.

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