Wild West Island

I’d rather be sailing

(You hear the neigh of a horse in the distance. The sound of horse hooves clomping closer and closer gets your attention, and you turn to see… Captain Crawfish riding a horse!)

Hijuyo: Woah there, Crawfish! What brought you here? Fate? Destiny?
CC: A horse.
Hijuyo: Oh, right.

Giddyup horsey!

CC: ย Someone get me off this crazy thing! Turns out aย horse is harder to control than a pirate ship! At least it doesn’t smell as bad as my scurvy crew, but dang, I would much rather be sailing…
Hijuyo: Well sir, I do hope you’re ready to be nommed.
CC: Whaaa…?
Hijuyo: *clobbers CC with a pan* Wow! Frying pans, who knew, right?
CC: ย *falls to the ground. opens one eye* Gah, and all I wanted to say was that I hoped to see some Poptropica members on Wild West Island this weekend…
Hijuyo: *clobbers CC again and stuffs him into a refrigerator* I’ve got a person in my fridge! ๐Ÿ˜€
*The PHB mob runs over each other and make a beeline for the fridge*
Hijuyo: Eat up, and don’t forget, the horse meat doesn’t taste too bad either!

~Hijuyo

Btw like the Tangled references? ;D

23 thoughts on “I’d rather be sailing”

    1. I did too. (I knew as soon as I saw the “you might call it fate or destiny”/ “I call it horse” thing). I saw that movie in school hols with my best friend.
      I dislike princess movies but…..

      I LOVE TANGLED!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

      Best princess movie EVA.

      (I LOVE PASCALL!!!! HE’S SO CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!! And Maxwell’s funny too. And Rapunzel’s awesome because she’s not like all those other dumb disney princesses like Sleeping Beauty or Snow White who both let a stranger kiss them and then married the guy even though they don’t even fruitcakin’ know him!)

      BTW, the eating Capt. Crawfish joke is getting REALLY old……
      BO-RING.

      I now leave you with an awesome catchphase I made up myself:
      “COME TO THE DARK SIDE- WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!”
      If it made you laugh, my work here is done. If not, it’s done anyway. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      I can’t wait for wild west island to come out for non-members!!!
      Now all we need is a W.I.T.C.H. island, Simpsons island, Deltora Quest island and Pokemon island and Poptropica will be awesomer than ever!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

      1. Cool! ๐Ÿ˜€
        I agree that that nomming business is getting boring…
        But anyway, I’m pretty sure you didn’t make that catchphrase up yourself… It’s a David & Goliath slogan! I have the shirt! :mrgreen:

      2. TANGLED IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!! I agree, she’s a normal teen who wants some independence and doesn’t kiss frogs (GROSS) or marry some guy she doesn’t know. Basically I agree with everything you say about Tangled. Tangled is the best movie Disney has ever or will ever make.

        Wait, DARK SIDE? Like, Star Wars? Holy cow, I’m the only girl fan of Star Wars in my state! (I think) What kind of cookies do ya have? My favorite is Peanut Butter.

    1. …And the one with “I’ve got a person in my fridge!” You know… The part where Rapunzel stuffs Flynn/Eugene in the closet. I’m pretty sure the one with the “horse meat doesn’t taste too bad either” is from Tangled too… But I haven’t seen the movie in a while, so I’m not too sure. ๐Ÿ™‚

      Hijuyo: Yup to the closet thing. xD The last part was just made up though, to encourage eating horse with crawfish. ๐Ÿ˜›

  1. LOLZ I LOVE TANGLED ALOT!!!! IM LIKE ITS BIGEST FAN I LOVE THE ” WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE FAITH? DESTONY?” THEN EUGENE ( FLYN’S REAL ) SAID ” A HORSE ” AND REPUNZEL’S WEPON THE FRYING PAN WERE SHE KEEP HITING FLYN AND PPL WITH IT. LOLZ AWESOME POST

    PAW12

  2. Does this mean that Captain Crawfish will be in Wild West Island multiplayer rooms this weekend??? ๐Ÿ˜€ … as long as he isn’t nommed first.

    Hijuyo: That might be a possibility! But sighting Creators in the game must be pretty rare. ๐Ÿ˜›

  3. Happy Horse aka Lady Horse aka Director Horse aka Singin Girl aka coolgirlcute aka lipglossleah aka Tangled Fan!!!!!! XD says:

    THE TANGLED REFERENCE MAKES IT PURE WINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, fangirl moment there… anyways… 1. GIMME THE CRAWFISH 2. It’s “Frying pans, who knew, right?” 3. That quote is from when the thugs bust Eugene out of jail. 4. WATCH TANGLED. Yet yeah, this post us awesome because of Tangled… Yeah, I kinda have a obsession with it.

    IT’S EUGENE, NOT FLYNN. XD

  4. How many Crawfishes have you eaten so far? Can’t keep count ๐Ÿ™‚

    Hijuyo: Far too many. I’m afraid the PHB readership is getting fat from all the seafood. :0

    1. Yeah, i think you people need to go on a “Crawfish-free” diet. Let’s eat Dr. Hare instead. (And yes, bunnies ARE eatible. My mum says her parents used to catch and eat rabbits during the great depression)

      Umm….. Dr. Hare……. dripping with gravy……..

  5. Horse meat? OMG Juyo! how cruel to eat such a poor innocent creature…

    Btw, I ride horses all the time, but I DON’T EAT THEM (but I do like clobbering peeps with frying pans)

    Hijuyo: Hehe, I don’t actually eat horse meat in real life (well, I don’t think I do o.O), so don’t worry. ๐Ÿ˜›

    1. If there is one thing I’ve always wanted to do, it’s hit a person with a frying pan.
      I love how Rapuzel’s so independent. Unlike a few disney princesses I can name (mumble mumble..)

      1. Happy Horse aka Lady Horse aka Director Horse aka Singin Girl aka coolgirlcute aka lipglossleah aka Tangled Fan!!!!!! XD says:

        Rapunzel’s awesome, I despise Cinderella for some unknown reason… Oh Belle and Ariel are awesome to. In my opinion, the frying pan is mightier than the sword. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  6. Guys, in a sneak peek of the Daily Pop it says(in a prototype) that “they won’t bother to fill in the blanks”, so maybe it is… DIARY OF WIMPY KID ISLAND!!!!

  7. Ehhh. I realley don’t like Disney animated ledgends. They suck. Cept for maybe tangled, cuz i havent watched it yet

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