Ba ba ba, ba ba ba, dum dum dum, tra tra tra! Oooooha, baddaaaaang ba, trum-a la la, oooeeeba-Oops. Heyyyyy there. What was I doing…? Right…posting…I think…
The ‘Root’ Of All Evil

HAZMAT HERMIT
See? Just from this post, I can tell that Hazmat Hermit has great decision-making skills. I mean, who else would reason that an eight-foot plant with two mouths (that are obviously for making cute dog noises, barking, and most obviously not for eating you) is not a plant whose nature is to eat everything that comes into sight, and looks edible?
…And that, my friends, is why he’s Poptropica’s top scientist on all the unknown. Job well done, Hermit. JOB WELL DONE MAN!!! *claps*
*Walks away instead of zooming, flying, teleporting, or vaporizing like his fellow authors*






