Continued from Part 1…
(The remaining AUTHORS are sitting in BLAKE’S office, as STRANGE MONSTER and POPULAR WOLF hold the door shut.)
Blake: Wow, I actually thought shooting them again would stop them.
Fishy: You just made it worse! Now they’re after us.
Blake: Well maybe someone should pay for lessons to teach me how to read, eh? How was I supposed to know the label said “Puppy Love?”
HP: I honestly thought it would turn them into dogs or something. But no, now they want to kill us.
Skinny Ice: Honestly? Not how I wanted to go down.
Ylimegirl: Yeah, I know. I wanted to go down on a beach in Paris, shooting down the enemy armies as my fighter plane barrels into the ocean..
(The ENTIRE GROUP stares in shock.)
Ylimegirl: What? Too vivid?
Blake: Um, yeah. So anyway, how do we stop them? Taking them down isn’t an option, since two of them are our own.
GH: There’s so many of them!
Paul: Well maybe SOMEONE shouldn’t have released them into the streets of Back Lot Island!
GH: You know, I thought that would work. You know, zombies LOVE Queequeg’s.
Paul: Have you been reading the landlord’s collection of zombie fanfiction again?
(The DOOR shatters, as SD pokes her head inside.)
SD: Hey guys! You guys wanna let me in there? I can show you the love you desire!
PW: They’re breaking down the door! What do we do?
Blake: It’s quite simple, actually. You see, if I just walk over to this crate and open my “Emergency Plot Point Kit,” I retrieve my..
(BLAKE pulls out a small bottle of black liquid.)
Blake: ANTI-LOVE SERUM!
WKF: Really? You couldn’t have pulled that stuff out when you shot them originally?
Blake: Shhhh…don’t ruin my moment.
(BLAKE aims carefully, and hits SD in the arm with an arrow dipped in the Anti-Love Serum. She quickly reverts to normal.)
Blake: Thank you, Plot Point Kit! Now, everyone grab a bow from the crate and start shooting!
(LATER *since I didn’t want to write the same sequence over and over…*)
Blake: Well, it looks like everything worked out alright in the end!
HP: It is a shame that nobody but us will ever see that epic action sequence we went through.
SD: Well, it is a kid’s blog!
(THEY ALL laugh.)
Blake: Now, come on. Who’s ready for some Valentine’s pizza?
(The CROWD cheers as they all walk out of the entrance. Enter TALL CACTUS and CUDDLY KNUCKLE, drenched in mud.)
TC: Hello? We made it!
CK: Yeah, whenever the bus crashed, we ended up in a mud bank, and went on a journey of self-discovery!
TC: Cuddly, I think the special’s over..
(A strange BLACK FIGURE materializes.)
Black Figure: Not necessarily… How would you two like to join my Monster Army?
CK: Yeah, we’re sick of getting 2-paragraph cameos at the end of things.
Black Figure: Excellent. Let us begin…
To be continued in the 2016 PHB Halloween Special…
Hope you enjoyed the PHB Valentine’s Special!
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤