*bursts out into awesome Macklemore rap that none of you will ever get to see*
What’s popping, Poptropicans? Blake here with a quaint little piece of Poptropica news. Forgotten Islands – Poptropica’s first iOS game – is now 99 cents on the App Store! That’s a whole $4 deducted from the original price! *The Wheels on the Bus plays as trumpets sound*
Timmy, track SEVEN! *SORRY!*
*2001: A Space Odyssey plays as a giant wooden sculpture of the app’s icon rises from a slit in the ground*
TIMMY, WHERE ARE THE SMOKE MACHINES?!?! *SORRY!*
*smoke machines surround the icon as it rises up*
Yes, yes. Now you can explore Poptropica’s Forgotten Islands in your very own home, such as in these wonderful places… *points to blank Jumbotron*
Timmy, I TOLD you to have the ad playing for after I did my monologue! *SORRY!*
*the Poptropica: Forgotten Islands ad plays on Jumbotron*
Well, yeah. Big buildup for a little thing. Oh yeah, and if you want to check out what the game is like, take a look at the PHB’s full walkthrough for Forgotten Islands, with pictures! I have to go fire Timmy now, so stay popping, Poptropicans! *spotlight falls on me as I walk out*
Timmy, I TOLD you to use the NYLON rope! *SORRY!*
They should’ve made it 99 cents to begin with, like most iOS games (or better yet, free)… 😛 Looks like I overpaid by $4. At least it’s more affordable now. 😀
I wonder when that game of actual Poptropica islands for mobile devices is coming out…
come to my party right noow! cvl28 is the code
Classic Blake. 😛
I might just be able to get it this time! 😀
LOL, I feel bad for Timmy xD
I think I can get the app now!
Yeah, that post made about no sense lol…
But then again, do they EVER? 😉
WHO IS TIMMY