Silly Dr Hare, we promise not to overthrow you.

Ello dears, ’tis Lady RCG from merry old England.

Ever since that hooligan Wolfgang *ducks objects thrown by rabid PWH and Wolfgang fans* sent me here, I’ve been stuck in this place. I suppose that’s an excuse *cough* as to why I haven’t been posting.

Not that I need an excuse, right? Everyone loves me!

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Okay, okay. Meanies. On to the update.

Dr. Hare’s impostor revealed!

At last, I have discovered the identity of the counterfeit Dr. Hare. Unfortunately, the truth is worse than I had feared.

Anyone who gets the Dr. Hare 6″ figure will also receive a secret code that will allow them to costumize Dr. Hare for the first time ever. That means that anyone could be disguised as Dr. Hare! There will be Dr. Hares all over Poptropica!

Oh, this won’t do. This won’t do at all.

Ah, an ad showing off the new Dr. Hare figurine. I see what you did thar, creators.

LOLJK Creators. We love it when you post random advertisement updates.

Pft, too bad the Dr. Hare cheat is no longer effective ( 😥 ).

Wha– what? Oh, right, we have to buy those action figurine-thingies.

As explained in elmopwn’s post, these figurines are little toys that come with codes. As you redeem them, prizes come with them– such as the Dr. Hare costume we shall all be using to tear down the real Dr. Hare with.

Eh? I didn’t say that.

~RCG is off to scheme…