ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! or… MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

Green Boa: Yep! 2 things that people love to do. BOTH could be useful on Poptropica’s new adventure Great Pumpkin Island. Now, in this post we’re gonna have a whole lotta guests, so I thought would only be suitable to make this in talk show format. Now, let’s meet our co-host for today, Binary Bard! (:

Binary Bard: *peeks out from behind chair* Uh, h-h-h-hello?

Green Boa: What the radish are you doing there?

Binary Bard: Well it’s not like this is the safest place in the world, you know! You’ve eaten all 3 Captain Crawfishes! I could be next! And I know Hades got away, but it’s not like I have a plant monster to guard me, nor can I send any of you lot to the underworld! The PHB is savage and ruthless!

Green Boa: Would you like to go back to your faraway galaxy with no means of escape?

Binary Bard: Urrrr, no.

Green Boa: Good! Now, GP island is kinda tricky. But 10 skillful Poptropicans have just nailed it. We’d like you to welcome, Great Pumpkin island’s first 10 winners!!!

(Crowd cheers)

Binary Bard: Well… let’s give a great big cheer to…

Green Boa: HYPER SHARK! FIRST OFFICIAL WINNER OF GREAT PUMPKIN ISLAND!!!!

Binary Bard: And they don’t call you hyper?

Green Boa: Oh, shut up. Of course, nothing is finished without a bit of competition, so, right on hyper shark’s sharky tail is…

Binary Bard: Hmm. I like dogs. Maybe I should’ve made a robot DOG instead of a robot owl…

Green Boa: Didn’t you see the sign when you came into the studio? “NO THINKING UP WAYS TO TICKLE GREEN BOA’S FOOT WHILE HE IS ASLEEP EVIL PLANS WHILE ON AIR”

Binary Bard: Moving on… next to beat this comical island was…

Green Boa: Lol, LOVE the costume Cooly! Great job!

Binary Bard: Yeah! But I REALLY like this one. Smart looking fellow. Maybe he could think about becoming a cyborg sidekick…

Green Boa: Stop it! Anywho, you’re right BB, this does look like a wise guy.  And his name is…

Binary Bard: Atom factor plugs? What?

Green Boa: It sounded scientific, so shut up. When I gave CC a science lesson a while back he got eaten alive, so button it. >:)

Binary Bard: Uhhh, anyway. Next on the list has a good taste in fashion. A dash of pirate, a little techno, a bit of ancient Greece and mystical powers. 🙂

Green Boa: Since when did you get into fashion?

Binary Bard: What, you never want to try anything new? Never been bored out of your mind deserted on a planet 10 million light years away from civilisation?

Green Boa: You raise a good point. 😛

Binary Bard: Yeah, but anyway. Put your hands together for…

Green Boa: Hmm, yes. Very good. Space cowboy has worked well, so why not pirate/ancient greek gamer? Love it.

Binary Bard: Yes, but this next costume is VERY dull.

Green Boa: What? I love this costume! It’s a classic!

Binary Bard: Not much good for trick or treating though.

Green Boa: Sure it is! 1930s young boy or something like that. Anyway, welcome…

Binary Bard: Well, even if he’s not too good with fashion, his island finishing skills are fantastic.

Green Boa: Exactly. Wow, this is a really really really really BIG post! Well, it can only get bigger by delaying. Next to complete Great Pumpkin was…

Binary Bard: Seven down, three to go.

Green Boa: That’s right! And surfin’ is in. Or so says or next winner…

Binary Bard: OK, we’re almost done. Finally!

Green Boa: Yep, we’ve seen the great and the good, but this guy looks just a tad… suspicious. 😕

Binary Bard: OMCF! My agent! I told him to stay put! And he’s gone off on islands with PUMPKINS!

Green Boa: Well he probably took you for dead! You hadn’t spoken to him since you got stranded on that planet!

Binary Bard: Well how was I supposed to tell him? I wasn’t in mobile phone reception!

Green Boa: *eye roll* ANYWAY, we’ve seen a shark of the hyper kind, a moon that looks like a dog and could attack at any moment, a green faced typhoon with a low temperature, one of the smartest plugs in the world who has a habit of slipping out of tight spots, a closing jaw with a lot of muscles, a miniscule crush, a beautiful sky of its natural color, a musician who can pull a few tricks on the board and someone with the body of the tortoise but the speed of the hair. Now without further ado, I will announce the 10th winner of GP island…

Binary Bard: Gee whiz! What a look!

Green Boa: Yes and that’s all of our lucky winners for this post! But, it’s not the end of the post!

Binary Bard: Mumble grumble grumbly mumbly.

Green Boa: SHUT UP!!! I have to apologise for my lack of effort on posting Poptropica updates. I would’ve done except the other authors were as speedy as the above Poptropicans and my computer doesn’t connect to the internet properly until 3:00 PM. Some of you may have thought that I had abandoned the PHB, but that is absolute BALDERDASH. I am NOT leaving the PHB anytime soon. 🙂

Binary Bard: Very emotional. 😐

Green Boa: And now for the feast!

Binary Bard: Oh, goody! Food! What are we eating?

Green Boa: *stares at BB*

Binary Bard: :O

Green Boa:

Binary Bard: *whimper*

Green Boa: We’re going to McDonald’s. *gets up and walks away*

Binary Bard: Wait, what?

Green Boa: We’re gonna go to McDonald’s. C’mon. We’re leaving.

Binary Bard: Oh, phew!

Green Boa: Unless you want to stay here, mind you, the audience looks a bit hungry…

Binary Bard: McDonald’s it is then!

(GB and BB leave, go to McDonald’s, and have the new ‘Crawfish Special’)