We’re kicking off our new PHB blogging style with a fun Outfit of the
Week Weak: the Burnt Out Big Boy! Here’s how you can dress up like this sleep-deprived sucker:
- Dye your skin tone a sickly yellowish shade with the Colorizer on Home Island.
- Perk up a little with glasses from the resource manager on the fourth floor of Mocktropica Island HQ. You still gotta look like you’re a little alive, at least.
- Down in the basement of Mocktropica HQ, grab the “SLEEP” eye mask and the sweaty sweatpants from one of the overworked developers.
- Because you’ve still got a little decency
even though you’re barely pulling it together tbh, put on a dress shirt from the Home Island clothing generator.
- Try on a cuddly handheld toy like the Dr. Hare Plushy. Not pictured, but at least we have the decency to tell you so, unlike a certain mention of a Rastafarian beanie we saw somewhere…
Rumor has it this is what the average Poptropica Creator probably looks like…